Big Ben

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anonymous said:
  1. Ben's lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
  2. The Holy Grail is looking for Ben
  3. Roses stop to smell Ben
  4. Ben's sweat is the only real cure for ADHD and Dry Eye. Adam Levine and Jennifer Aniston will confirm.
  5. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of Ben
  6. Ben once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
  7. Ben once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
  8. Ben never wears a watch because time is always on his side
  9. Ben has taught old dogs like Fleming a variety of new tricks
  10. Ben has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
  11. If opportunity knocks, and Ben's not at home, opportunity waits
  12. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about Ben
  13. When he was young Ben once sent his parents to his room
  14. Ben once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
  15. Ben's blood smells like cologne
  16. Mosquitoes refuse to bite Ben purely out of respect
  17. Ben is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks and understands. Ben grounded Mark Russ for 2 weeks in 6 of those languages
  18. Once while sailing around the world, Ben discovered a short cut
  19. Panhandlers give Ben money
  20. Ben's kiss cures lisp. Unfortunately for Perry, Ben doesn't kiss guys
  21. When Ben goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
  22. Ben's shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
  23. Two countries went to war to dispute Ben's nationality
  24. Whatever cup Ben drinks out of is considered the Holy Grail. He always leaves the glass "half empty" for Perry
  25. When in Rome for Presidents Club, you will do as Ben does
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I was laughing in a doctor's waiting room reading some of these and a random patient sitting there said I needed to share whatever was so funny. I gave him a quick run down of the situation and then started reading a few of the good ones from the above. Everyone in the waiting room was laughing. That will be the best part of my day for sure
 



anonymous said:
Why should anyone listen to a sales force this ranked in the bottom tier by Pharma Sales Audit. OMG, the ego of these incompetent snowflakes!!! When NBU is acquired bye bye sales force!
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Oh and we are not the worst sales force. By revenue generated NBU is BEST in ENTIRE INDUSTRY according to Fiercepharma. We just aren't paid or treated like it. If you look at Glassdoor's accurate evaluations of CEO and leadership they are worst in industry. First(salesforce) to Worst (FO, PS, MR, KC) Ask your mom if she can get WiFi for you down in the basement so you can look up the facts.
 



Nope, we are the worst. Articles all over web about our lowest ranked sales force.
Poor Flem is leading but he's dragged down by incompetent reps who can't close a screen door.
 

































anonymous said:
Fleming is a doctor and makes millions a year and is very smart. You reps have an associates degree and make 100k. Who is the dumb one?
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You must know the amount of “Millions” “Phelgm” makes each year off of us because he’s consistently having the numbers scrubbed and scrubbing our bonuses down to/below industry norm! I’m sure it’s enough to pay for many Canary Islands month long vacations.
Sad but very true.
 






anonymous said:
This thread is confusing. I have been with Takeda for 3 years and don’t know who Ben is. Is he with Shire?
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Ben IS Shire! He speaks for all of us and recently he spoke volumes to the leadership and how they are fucking up this company and creating a horribly divisive culture. You'd be best to bring this back to your leaders at Takeda and insist that Big Ben is part of the deal. Hell, he's even the "Art of the Deal"

MAGA
 















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