Being forced to room with someone at meetings is so degrading and dehumanizing

[Anonymous]

It's not about saving money. It's about control

 

[Anonymous]

Wrong. It is because they are cheap bastards. They had rather spend money on helicopters to fly fat asses from Maryland to NYC every day.

 

[Anonymous]

I think I speak for everyone at this company when I say that this is something that is just reprehensible. Not just at training, but at regional meetings as well. Nothing says "f-this" like flying into NY from the west coast, getting to the compound at 11PM and opening the door to find a complete stranger snoring away in his underwear.

I've even asked to pay for my own fucking room with a personal card and they won't let me do it! Think about that- a place of business turning down profit just to keep us cooped up with other co-workers and not having a single minute of personal time or space!!

Is this seriously a cost cutting move or just some behavioral science initiative attempting to make us more submissive and beaten than we already are? Somebody should sue their asses for emotional stress or violation of privacy or sexual discrimination. I'm willing to try it. I'll just have to document the fact that they won't let me get my own room when that place has a couple hundred vacancies in it and I'm willing to pay for my own.

I have a solution. Simply rent the room anyway. Tell the guy you were supposed to be with that you would prefer a private room because you fart uncontrollably during the night. He will not have a problem.............I've done it for years ........(rented the room...not farted......)...screw Pfizer's policies.........
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[Anonymous]

I have a solution. Simply rent the room anyway. Tell the guy you were supposed to be with that you would prefer a private room because you fart uncontrollably during the night. He will not have a problem.............I've done it for years ........(rented the room...not farted......)...screw Pfizer's policies.........
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i wish i were your roommate, i'd split the cost with you.

 

[Anonymous]

I get my own room all the time and I just don't tell them. There is a corporate rate. It's not that hard

 

[Anonymous]

I like to get to the room first. That way I can take a dump in the toilet tank. It always works. The roomate is gone by the next day!

 

[Anonymous]

Rooming with your mom is actually VERY humanizing!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to bring a fake plastic fetus to our next IE meeting and drop that in the toilet. I bet the stranger I get paired with will love that!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am going to masturbate frequently, and complain of sexual harassment if my roommate complains.

 

[Anonymous]

I bet you like touching yourself

 

[Anonymous]

Didn't need to touch myself. Your mom was with me all night long.

 

[Anonymous]

I bet you like touching yourself

ummm...I'm human, so yes, I like jerking off on occasion. Any guy that says no is a fucking liar.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for sharing you douchebag

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to bring a fake plastic fetus to our next IE meeting and drop that in the toilet. I bet the stranger I get paired with will love that!!

Do it!

 

[Anonymous]

I am sincerely sick of the Brut by Faberge' smell in my room at every meeting.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sick of seeing a Bextra pullover on the chair, one of the old Zoloft toiletry bags in the bathroom, an "It's Mine" pin by the TV, the scent of Brut, and someone snoring at 9 PM like a semi truck jake-braking on the highway. Tired of these uncomfortable, awkward moments at large meetings. I'm the only guy on my team, so I'm always paired up with some undesirable from another state that some ROC wants to spare their state's reps from having to co habitate with. Oh, and the toilet looks geat

 

[Anonymous]

The only way to get this shit to stop is to make hell for the RBU VP and SDs. They make these IEMs sleepovers so they can enjoy the resort.

 

[Anonymous]

No. 216 you must have had me for a roomie, but do I have to watch while you plaster flies to the ceiling?

 

[Anonymous]

I think that the lot of you on this site are disgusting! Call yourselves profesionals! You all deserve everything you get. You are all well paid and make me sick!

 

[Anonymous]

OMG. Laughed my ass off when I saw this. No shit. I was paired with a geezer who had discovered some ridiculously powerful cologne from the 70's. It was all that I could bear to just stay in the room. Then when he took a dump, I simply had to leave. I went to the lobby bar, drank three strong drinks and then came back and went to sleep. Never again!