Being forced to room with someone at meetings is so degrading and dehumanizing

[cruzinman]

Hey #157, cut this old fart a break on the after shave. Like the commercial I wear English Leather or I wear nothing at all. Bet you can't wait to see me looking like that in my 9th hour of snoring on top of the bed covers after you roll in from a heavy night of partying.

 

[Anonymous]

Because they're past normal retirement age and are likely to die in their sleep. It's to spare someone the trauma of waking up with a stiff, rigid corpse in the next bed

To save us from seeing and smelling their adult diapers!

 

[Anonymous]

Technically speaking, if your geezer roomate dies in his sleep, that still counts as a single room.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey #157, cut this old fart a break on the after shave. Like the commercial I wear English Leather or I wear nothing at all. Bet you can't wait to see me looking like that in my 9th hour of snoring on top of the bed covers after you roll in from a heavy night of partying.

Mmmm...English Leather. Snappy. Very snappy.

 

[Anonymous]

GEEEEE!!!!

You didn't post my message concerning Pfizer Black Light give aways to find those hidden cum/blood stains on your bed or toilet seat from your roommate at meetings!!!

Here is a link:

http://www.blacklight.com/items/UVPB100SP

Happy Herpes!!!! Nothing wrong with a little grab-ass!!! Quote from "Satan" from the TV shower "Reaper"!!!! Go ahead you phucking young deviates like circle jerks while watching cable porn!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Phucking Losers!!!!

I can't believe your company puts you in another room with another Pfizer degenerate at meetings!!! That bullshit went of out-style many moons ago in medical device companies!

 

[Anonymous]

Nothing like starting your day following your roomie in the bathroom-with a skidmark in the toilet and pubes in the shower. Oh yes, I have been there.

Hey, Stupe! Get up EARLY! Gawd, you can't figure that out all by yourself??

 

[Anonymous]

IAN GIVE US OUR OWN DAMN ROOMS!

 

[Anonymous]

I love roommates. the fatter and smellier the better.

If they fart in their sleep all night, that my friend is called a bonus.

 

[Anonymous]

I think I speak for everyone at this company when I say that this is something that is just reprehensible. Not just at training, but at regional meetings as well. Nothing says "f-this" like flying into NY from the west coast, getting to the compound at 11PM and opening the door to find a complete stranger snoring away in his underwear.

I've even asked to pay for my own fucking room with a personal card and they won't let me do it! Think about that- a place of business turning down profit just to keep us cooped up with other co-workers and not having a single minute of personal time or space!!

Is this seriously a cost cutting move or just some behavioral science initiative attempting to make us more submissive and beaten than we already are? Somebody should sue their asses for emotional stress or violation of privacy or sexual discrimination. I'm willing to try it. I'll just have to document the fact that they won't let me get my own room when that place has a couple hundred vacancies in it and I'm willing to pay for my own.

And once again you uneducated dweebs have overlooked the absolute MAJOR problem with a shared room, that being FARTING! I happen to be a female and believe me when you get paired with Princess Thunderpanties you'll wish you had your granddad's gas mask from WWI.
It's not just the overt ones, the one's followed by a giggle and perhaps a "scuse me". Oh no, it's that miasmic fog that creeps across the room after you've both gone to bed. You have no escape other that to flee to the lobby and wait until the room clears.

 

[Anonymous]

I have an arthritic 12 year old black lab who sleeps in a dog bed next to mine. I love her company, but her snoring and her farting is worse than anything I've experienced with a human roomate. Thus when my roomate launches an odoriferous thunderblooper or a flutterbomb, I think about old Sadie and her SBD's, smile and go back to sleep.

 

[Anonymous]

Your mom does the same thing at my house every night!

 

[Anonymous]

What about seeing eye dogs?

 

[Anonymous]

do DMs and home office get own rooms? King reos...everyone...nice rooms, own rooms.

 

[Anonymous]

do DMs and home office get own rooms? King reos...everyone...nice rooms, own rooms.

Well, KingMan, prepare to shack up. DM's get their own rooms, reps don't

 

[Anonymous]

You do get to designate whether you want a roommate who wears Aqua Velva or English Leather. The funkie smell is mandatory but at least you have a choice.

 

[Anonymous]

Its as small room with a single double bed. We have to share the bed as well as the bath. Get crowded.

i licked the filthy sheets after southerner roomate jizzed all over them in his sweet wet dream

 

[Anonymous]

Just bring your King issued Snuggy and find a spot on the floor.

 

[Anonymous]

I found a new job and this thread came up in my discussions. My new boss made sure to tell me that we DO NOT do this.

 

[Anonymous]

Pay for your own room. Respect yourself even if Pfizer doesn't.

 

[Anonymous]

dehumanizing and degrading? inconvenient yes but dehumanizing and degrading is having your head shaved, stripped naked and then thrown together like cattle to be gassed to death. seriously? grow up.