All Day Lie

Look in the mirror my delusional friend. You are the one who is jealous. Why on earth would anyone go out of their way to criticize people? What's in it for you? Ohhh! That's right. You were laid off and can't find another pharma company to hire you. If delivering lunches (and there is obviously more to the job than that) helped pay for my home, my kids college education, my retirement and a couple of nice vacations a year, I'm good! My level of ambition is none of your concern. Why should it be? Go back to your single room apartment and wait for the unemployment check to arrive. Identify yourself if you are you who say you are. Again, you lose! For the second time! I can go all day with this. At least until I have to get back to work from my year-end week of shutdown (Such a horrible job, huh?) Until you identify yourself, you are as real as the boogey-man. Only 3 year olds believe in you. Tell us who you are. LMFAO!!!!!! Loser!!!
 






Poor pharma reps jealous of somebody's success. Just keep delivering the food bro. Your hardest decision of the day is what salad dressing to bring or if the swedish meatballs will be hot enough. Better get there early and check those bunsen burners to make sure they don't go out. You can think outside the box by using your cigarette lighter in case the flame goes up. Don't forget how impressed the doctors will be with your killer 15 second detail while your holding the lighter. Afterwards you can email your team a success story on how you went "coast to coast" with the doctors . Face it .....pharma is a joke .

Never underestimate the importance of accurate dressings and dipping sauces for increased sales. You will be remembered for always bringing enough ranch (or not).
 






So true. I would much rather be remembered for creating a false persona. Wait a minute! That's it! You are not a man, you're a woman by the name of "Hilaria" Baldwin!! LMFAO!!! You probably have a Spanish accent as well!!! Identify yourself. Until then we will refer to you as Hilaria. You lose again! Strike 3!!! Adios Hialria!
 






Make sure your caterer bring extra sterno for your trays. Very important! The staff will be impressed how quick on your feet you are. It should be time soon for that yearly review and if you highlight your brilliant lunch catering strategy you should be good for a 1.2% raise. Very impressive field your working in. I bet your doctors can hardly wait to see you every week.
 






Old guy rolling in with lunch, salt and pepper in tow and on his head too. Role playing at meetings and sharing best practice pearls for the district. Sporting a costume in offices every halloween, and a bunny suit every Easter. Oh yeah we have so much to be jealous of. Poor angry old guy!
 












#45, that's was kinda funny. My response. You're a forty-something, receding hairline with paunch for a belly. Still reflecting on how life didn't turn out the way it was supposed to. High School and college days are but a distant figure in the rearview mirror of life. No more banging cheerleaders in the back seat of your pick-up. No more beer chugging contests to brag about. Nope, just a failed little man with a pathetic existence. Most likely single after the wife figured out what a schmuck you were. So miserable in fact that you have to create a mythical persona. A persona that rivals Marvel Comic characters. Claims of unsubstantiated wealth and ambition. You might as well claim the power of invisibility or x-ray vision. I've tired of this. I will no longer post rebuttals to your outlandish claims. Unless, YOU GIVE US YOUR NAME AND PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. You can wave your victory flag and rub our noses in it. Until then, you remain a tiny little man not worth a damn. Adios Hilaria.
 






That's funny! Me too! I am rich beyond belief! Have my own island, a private jet, homes in Paris, London and new York all with a private staff that waits on me hand and foot. I have the magical power of flight. Yeah, that guy is a d-bag! Let it go.
 
























#45, that's was kinda funny. My response. You're a forty-something, receding hairline with paunch for a belly. Still reflecting on how life didn't turn out the way it was supposed to. High School and college days are but a distant figure in the rearview mirror of life. No more banging cheerleaders in the back seat of your pick-up. No more beer chugging contests to brag about. Nope, just a failed little man with a pathetic existence. Most likely single after the wife figured out what a schmuck you were. So miserable in fact that you have to create a mythical persona. A persona that rivals Marvel Comic characters. Claims of unsubstantiated wealth and ambition. You might as well claim the power of invisibility or x-ray vision. I've tired of this. I will no longer post rebuttals to your outlandish claims. Unless, YOU GIVE US YOUR NAME AND PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. You can wave your victory flag and rub our noses in it. Until then, you remain a tiny little man not worth a damn. Adios Hilaria.

Dirk Digler - Los Angles California

Happy now?
 
























#45, that's was kinda funny. My response. You're a forty-something, receding hairline with paunch for a belly. Still reflecting on how life didn't turn out the way it was supposed to. High School and college days are but a distant figure in the rearview mirror of life. No more banging cheerleaders in the back seat of your pick-up. No more beer chugging contests to brag about. Nope, just a failed little man with a pathetic existence. Most likely single after the wife figured out what a schmuck you were. So miserable in fact that you have to create a mythical persona. A persona that rivals Marvel Comic characters. Claims of unsubstantiated wealth and ambition. You might as well claim the power of invisibility or x-ray vision. I've tired of this. I will no longer post rebuttals to your outlandish claims. Unless, YOU GIVE US YOUR NAME AND PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. You can wave your victory flag and rub our noses in it. Until then, you remain a tiny little man not worth a damn. Adios Hilaria.
Ray Penoue.

Great Meadow.
 
























Old man's fantasy. I am a healthcare worker! I bring value to my providers, by giving unbiased pertinent marketing focus group information. Doctors depend on me, because I am smarter than them, by the way can you tell me what organic chemistry is? Not sure how to spell it. By catering taco and fajita bars at clinics I have saved many lives. When I bring bagels and a speaker, I have an impact on the local community! (more lives saved). I didn't waste the most productive years of my earnings potential, by staying at an easy job, and avoiding risks.