Zimmy update

[Breakingnews]

Speaking of 'opportunity', Zimbo had the opportunity to follow Neighborhood Watch policy and police directive and not follow him either by car or on foot. Neighborhood Watch does NOT support it's members carrying loaded revolvers whether licensed or not. They are supposed to call, report, give location and then let the police handle it. Had that happened, everyone would be alive today and no crimes would have been committed. Zimbo simply decided to take the law into his own hands.

Exactly.

 

[Pale Horse]

Here's some more bullshit. A million bucks for his defense? And look at the money he has to live on.

Kill a kid, start a webpage, sign autographs, live for free. Whatta POS.

http://news.yahoo.com/zimmerman-wants-delay-trial-martin-shooting-222949259.html

Did you read the whole article?

O'Mara said prosecutors had been slow to turn over evidence. As an example, he said someone from State Attorney's Office had removed Martin's cell phone from an evidence locker to have it sent to California for analysis, but the state has refused to give him any information about the agency and the type of tests being run on the phone. He also said prosecutors had made it difficult for O'Mara to get answers to administrative questions from a chief investigative agent and had refused to forward them other information on Martin and a witness.

and

Of that amount, $95,000 was spent on bail, almost $62,000 was spent on Zimmerman's living expenses during the past eight months and $56,100 was spent on security. The pricey living expenses were the result of Zimmerman having to stay at extended-stay hotels until he could find a place to rent after his bail conditions were changed to restrict him to Seminole County, Fla., according to the statement on the website said.

 

[Man For All Seasons]

Speaking of 'opportunity', Zimbo had the opportunity to follow Neighborhood Watch policy and police directive and not follow him either by car or on foot. Neighborhood Watch does NOT support it's members carrying loaded revolvers whether licensed or not. They are supposed to call, report, give location and then let the police handle it. Had that happened, everyone would be alive today and no crimes would have been committed. Zimbo simply decided to take the law into his own hands.

He did not take be law into his own hands. That is a silly statement. Beyond that nothing he did was ILLEGAL which is all that counts. "little" Trayvon DID commit an illegal act. He assaulted Zimmerman. He got what came as a result of that criminal act. End of story.

 

[Walking Eagle]

The JOKE section disappeared so I will post this here to try to lighten up the debate:


A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight.

Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, t...he girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.

She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she’s quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.

Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times signalling the late hour. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that she’d come up with such a clever solution on the spot. He’d never know the difference!

That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, who was obviously hungover, and asked, “So… what time did you get in last night?”

“Oh, right around midnight, just like I said,” she replied. The husband didn’t seem disturbed at all. Her plan had worked!

“Well,” he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”

“Why do you say that?” she asked.

“Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit,’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

 

[AnswerMan4Ever!]

The JOKE section disappeared so I will post this here to try to lighten up the debate:

Vag?

 

[Vagitarian]

Vag?

Not that I know of. I can't even remember the last joke. I thought it was Phoebe's about BBQ? Maybe the mods will enlighten us? That would help since we're just learning as we go and it changes frequently.

 

[Walking Eagle]

Well here's another while we sait for permission and guidelines for type and quality of humor allowed:


An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed at his physical condition. “To what do you attribute your good health and condition?”

“I’m a turkey hunter. I get up before daylight—chase turkeys up and down the mountains.”

Doc says, “Well that would sure help, but what about the rest of your family? How old was your dad when he died?”

“Who says my dad is dead/”

Doc says, “You are 80 and you dad is still alive? How old is he??

“Dad just turned 100—went turkey hunting with me this morning.”

Doc, “What about your dad’s father—how old was he when he died?”

“Who says my grandpa’s dead?”

Doc, “You’re 80, your dad is 100, and your grandfather is still living? How old is HE?”

“118.”

Doc, “I suppose you’re going to tell me he went hunting turkeys with you and your dad this morning too?”

“Oh, no. He’s on his honeymoon—got married Saturday.”

The doc looks at the man in amazement. “Got married?? Why would a 118 year old man want to get married?”

“Who says he WANTED to?”

 

[AnswerMan4Ever!]

I have a theory that threads have been getting yanked due to a new advertiser. Many of those jokes were pretty racy which makes me think the new sponsor is the Catholic Church. Vag, start a new one of your threads, needlessly and gratuitously bashing the Catholic Church or Christianity in general, and lets see if it gets pulled

 

[Drug Dumper]

Why don't YOU do it?

 

[Vagitarian]

I have a theory that threads have been getting yanked due to a new advertiser. Many of those jokes were pretty racy which makes me think the new sponsor is the Catholic Church. Vag, start a new one of your threads, needlessly and gratuitously bashing the Catholic Church or Christianity in general, and lets see if it gets pulled

I don't bash Christianity in general - that's a lie. I've made it very clear I have family and friends (even friends here) who are Christian and I respect them totally. A religious joke can even be proper. I posted one on that thread and WE commented it was one of his favorite jokes.

I do however, post about those who I (and others here too) feel use their religion as a cover to make money or to take advantage of children, women or even men. You and MF are the only people who would say what you're saying about Christianity in general. So many others here have posted on the same topic. And our recovering Catholics (their term not mine) are out in equal force.

I'll bet the truth is - you whined...............

 

[Vagitarian]

Well here's another while we sait for permission and guidelines for type and quality of humor allowed:


An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed at his physical condition. “To what do you attribute your good health and condition?”

“I’m a turkey hunter. I get up before daylight—chase turkeys up and down the mountains.”

Doc says, “Well that would sure help, but what about the rest of your family? How old was your dad when he died?”

“Who says my dad is dead/”

Doc says, “You are 80 and you dad is still alive? How old is he??

“Dad just turned 100—went turkey hunting with me this morning.”

Doc, “What about your dad’s father—how old was he when he died?”

“Who says my grandpa’s dead?”

Doc, “You’re 80, your dad is 100, and your grandfather is still living? How old is HE?”

“118.”

Doc, “I suppose you’re going to tell me he went hunting turkeys with you and your dad this morning too?”

“Oh, no. He’s on his honeymoon—got married Saturday.”

The doc looks at the man in amazement. “Got married?? Why would a 118 year old man want to get married?”

“Who says he WANTED to?”

That's a great one but watch somebody come up with the idea that it blasphemes marriage therefore is religion bashing.

 

[Vagitarian]

OK, here's my try, again, while waiting for guidelines:


A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."

 

[Vagitarian]

OK....no more jokes on the zimmie thread....amazes me so many people did not scroll down far enough to find it....I breathed life back into it...it is alive and well.......tell the jokes on that thread LOL

Good going Mama Phoebe.

 

[Vagitarian]

He did not take be law into his own hands. That is a silly statement. Beyond that nothing he did was ILLEGAL which is all that counts. "little" Trayvon DID commit an illegal act. He assaulted Zimmerman. He got what came as a result of that criminal act. End of story.

He was told not to follow him by the police department. Martin was doing nothing wrong. He ignored what the PD said, followed him carrying a gun, followed him on foot carrying a gun. That's taking the law into your own hands (unless you're a police officer).

Each man had the opportunity not to act in a way that escalated. Zimmy had the opprotunity to follow police guidelines before Martin had the opportunity to walk away. Zimmie is the instigator.

SPN made this point eloquently PLUS she made another good point - just look at the fucker. Just LOOK at him. It's kinda like Scott Peterson, you just get that vibe. He is a horribly rotten apple.

 

[Walking Eagle]

I see the Joke time column is back--no more jokes here.

 

[Vagitarian]

Zimmie DID follow what the PD told him which is why he walked back to his vehicle...it was THEN TM approached Zimmie. So Zimmie DID do the right thing BEFORE TM.

Sorry Feebs, read the whole thing right here. Zimmerman calls the cops from his car. They say they have a unit on the way which means his job as Neighborhood watch is done. I know, I was in Neighborhood watch for 16 years. Then AFTER the call is made unit is dispatched,
and AFTER he is told not to follow him, Zimmerman gets out of the car anyway and starts his approach. This is where he took the law into his own hands as it was a police response now and no longer a neighborhood watch issue.

So read this. The dispatcher CLEARLY asks, "Are you following him?" The answer is "Yes."

Then the dispatcher responds, "OK, we don't need you to do that."

So AFTER he is told this THEN he gets out of the car (you hear the sounds of him unfastening his seatbelt).

Please read this again - very slowly.

http://bizsecurity.about.com/od/cre...cript-Of-The-George-Zimmerman-Police-Call.htm

 

[Vagitarian]

Zimmie is still in his car right here:

Dispatcher
Are you following him?

Zimmerman
Yeah.

Dispatcher
Ok, we don't need you to do that.

Zimmerman
Ok. Here Zimmerman indicates he understands not to follow (but he does it anyway)

Dispatcher
Alright sir what is your name?

Zimmerman
George…He ran.

Dispatcher
Alright George what's your last name?

A clicking or knocking sound can be heard here Zimmerman is unbuckling his seatbelt to get out of car AFTER being told not to follow

Zimmerman

Dispatcher
And George what's the phone number you're calling from?

Clicking or knocking sound is heard again Zimmerman opening door to get out after being told not to follow


[phone number removed]

Dispatcher
Alright George we do have them on the way. Do you want to meet with the officer when they get out there?

Zimmerman
Yeah.

Dispatcher
Alright, where you going to meet with them at?
For the remainder of the recording, Zimmerman sounds distracted. The knocking sound occurs several times during the final exchange with the dispatcher Zimmerman still out of car AFTER being told not to follow BEFORE he got out.

 

[Man For All Seasons]

Zimmie is still in his car right here:

Dispatcher
Are you following him?

Zimmerman
Yeah.

Dispatcher
Ok, we don't need you to do that.

Zimmerman
Ok. Here Zimmerman indicates he understands not to follow (but he does it anyway)

Dispatcher
Alright sir what is your name?

Zimmerman
George…He ran.

Dispatcher
Alright George what's your last name?

A clicking or knocking sound can be heard here Zimmerman is unbuckling his seatbelt to get out of car AFTER being told not to follow

Zimmerman

Dispatcher
And George what's the phone number you're calling from?

Clicking or knocking sound is heard again Zimmerman opening door to get out after being told not to follow


[phone number removed]

Dispatcher
Alright George we do have them on the way. Do you want to meet with the officer when they get out there?

Zimmerman
Yeah.

Dispatcher
Alright, where you going to meet with them at?
For the remainder of the recording, Zimmerman sounds distracted. The knocking sound occurs several times during the final exchange with the dispatcher Zimmerman still out of car AFTER being told not to follow BEFORE he got out.

For the sake of argument, let's say that you are correct with your post. Zimmerman still did nothing illegal or patently wrong. He is not obligated to follow police instruction. He did nothing wrong. Martin did. Again end of story.

 

[Walking Eagle]

For the sake of argument, let's say that you are correct with your post. Zimmerman still did nothing illegal or patently wrong. He is not obligated to follow police instruction. He did nothing wrong. Martin did. Again end of story.

Now maybe I's just a dumb old redneck, so maybe you can smartten me up by splainin the statement in red. Please type REAL slowlike so's I can try to read and understand your words.

 

[Vagitarian]

For the sake of argument, let's say that you are correct with your post. Zimmerman still did nothing illegal or patently wrong. He is not obligated to follow police instruction. He did nothing wrong. Martin did. Again end of story.

He is not obligated to follow police instruction

Huh? This is the pofficial transcript - it's posted at least 20 times. It's called obstruction of justice unless you kill someone - then it's worse. Ask a cop sometime, "Officer, if I report a possible crime scene and you give me instructions as to how I should behave at that scene - I'm not obligated to follow those instructions am I?"

MF, you've just crossed over into nitwit land. Go to bed and STFU.