Why is there no Lorenzotard Shutdown Countdown?


Um, you want another shot at it?
The gem you came back with was pretty pathetic. I would hate to think you actually spent your Saturday trying to think of something clever and a hemorrhoid comment is all you came up with.
Go ahead, give it another try….. Take two-
Glad to...

Knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
 









The attempts at distracting away from Lorenzo failing is humorous and very telling.
How are those sales at Acumed? Getting that double digit growth?

Lorenzo is no leader.
 









Has Harmon figured out what a turd Lorenzo is yet? If not then his vast experience was well overstated.

Sales are that bad that another head had to be added for the Sales side of the house.
 



























JR is an Acumed legacy. Like Delta Tau Chi's Kent "Flounder"Dorfman, JR will never die in our hearts and minds.


That’s right, I agree with this poster.
JR will live in my heart to the day I die. He is more important to me that the air I breathe. I would give up so much just to see his smiling face, to touch his hand, to feel his breath on my back. Forget solving the problems in the world like the economy, hunger, violence, and the homeless. We need to build a statue of JR on the front lawn of the corporate office, just like the one I have in my bedroom.
And I know deep down JR has me in his thoughts. I know he cares about me and would do the same actions as I would for him. He would give up so much for me as I would for him.
Now you see how STUPID that sounds JR lovers?
JR doesn’t give a crap about anyone at Acumed.
 



That’s right, I agree with this poster.
JR will live in my heart to the day I die. He is more important to me that the air I breathe. I would give up so much just to see his smiling face, to touch his hand, to feel his breath on my back. Forget solving the problems in the world like the economy, hunger, violence, and the homeless. We need to build a statue of JR on the front lawn of the corporate office, just like the one I have in my bedroom.
And I know deep down JR has me in his thoughts. I know he cares about me and would do the same actions as I would for him. He would give up so much for me as I would for him.
Now you see how STUPID that sounds JR lovers?
JR doesn’t give a crap about anyone at Acumed.
 



That’s right, I agree with this poster.
JR will live in my heart to the day I die. He is more important to me that the air I breathe. I would give up so much just to see his smiling face, to touch his hand, to feel his breath on my back. Forget solving the problems in the world like the economy, hunger, violence, and the homeless. We need to build a statue of JR on the front lawn of the corporate office, just like the one I have in my bedroom.
And I know deep down JR has me in his thoughts. I know he cares about me and would do the same actions as I would for him. He would give up so much for me as I would for him.
Now you see how STUPID that sounds JR lovers?
JR doesn’t give a crap about anyone at Acumed.

You swung and struck out. To learn why, check out this video
https://youtu.be/EtSPFXj_eZM