Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

Because it's the best way to relieve work related tension and anxiety!

 

[Anonymous]

At home or at work desk?

 

[Anonymous]

best conducted in parking garage or broom closets.

 

[Anonymous]

Masterbation is the gift that keeps on giving and giving. Express yourself!

 

[Anonymous]

Our executive leadership can't deliver our orgasms so why wait for something that will never cum?

 

[Anonymous]

We must choose a path of self gratification that ensures our continued happiness and fulfillment! Say amen my brothers & sisters.

 

[Anonymous]

Because you can use either hand or common objects found in the office or at home. Right ladies?

 

[Anonymous]

It's the universal safe sex alternative!

 

[Anonymous]

You can be heterosexual, bisexual, twinkie, transexual, gay or lesbian and it doesn't matter. This is why we all love working for the Amgen, save faith !

 

[Anonymous]

Why choose masterbation. Just read all the other postings here and you'll have the answer!

 

[Anonymous]

Good point- this Amgen site is populated by a large number of jerkoffs.

 

[Anonymous]

Besides, it has universal, say, diverse appeal, yes?

 

[Anonymous]

Besides, it has universal, say, diverse appeal, yes?

can you people stop misspelling masturbation. It deserves more respect.

 

[Anonymous]

Because masturbation gives you quicker relief than Speedy Alka Seltzer!

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[Anonymous]

And gives you a better Bon(er) than Dmab.

 

[Anonymous]

Given the choice of reviewing all the crap on this site, you're better off whacking you woodie to climax!

 

[Anonymous]

Because there's no better options.

 

[Anonymous]

Look at what these pathetic people write here. Masterbation of the mind seems to be the order of the day!

 

[Anonymous]

It remains the greatest self-compliment !

 

[Anonymous]

Give me better options, then I might reconsider.