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Really? This must be your first venture out of primary care. You think any hedgie needs to down-low throw shade on this dumpster fire to short our stock? Low of $7.17, only $0.03 away from a record low! You'll be back to filling sample closets in <1yr., while the rest of us will be at a real biotech. TaaaaDaaaa! We don't know your name, or care, but thanks for playing!
7.17 a share. Those were the days. Sigh...
 




1.24 a share. We have a winner!
Tell 'em what they've won, Johnny!

Food stamps and a trip to the unemployment line in their brand...new...rickshawwwwww! Yes, this lovely rickshaw is ironically handcrafted in China to offer your fares the comfort of rich corinthian leather and the stunning visuals of rainbow metal-flake paint! Enjoy your new career hustling those people employed by successful pharma companies on their team-building excursions between bars in this fiberglass beauty to simply make ends meet! You'll pedal in style with a fabulous lighting system that screams "loser" as your passengers lavish in the comfort of a puke-stained backseat. All of this is yours simply due to the mismanagement of Coherus! Back to you, Bob!
 




Tell 'em what they've won, Johnny!

Food stamps and a trip to the unemployment line in their brand...new...rickshawwwwww! Yes, this lovely rickshaw is ironically handcrafted in China to offer your fares the comfort of rich corinthian leather and the stunning visuals of rainbow metal-flake paint! Enjoy your new career hustling those people employed by successful pharma companies on their team-building excursions between bars in this fiberglass beauty to simply make ends meet! You'll pedal in style with a fabulous lighting system that screams "loser" as your passengers lavish in the comfort of a puke-stained backseat. All of this is yours simply due to the mismanagement of Coherus! Back to you, Bob!
You've been Lanfeared!