Wear your ferring proudly.

[Anonymous]

I heard that ferrings will be one of the official give-aways at the 2012 U.S. bass fishing competition in Arkansas this July 4th? Is this true. Hot damn I hope so!

 

[Anonymous]

Once you received your Ferring, the razor-back girl will provide you oral. The fish smell does remain for awhile.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey dude, you smell like a real touch bag yourself. Now go clean up your act !

 

[Anonymous]

i got mine clipped to the lining of my anus

 

[Anonymous]

i got mine clipped to the lining of my anus

The razorback girls will polish that area for you with their tongues. Southern hospitality. How do you think your former president get it done in Ark-ans-ass? ... while eating fried catfish, fried vegetable, and fried anythings...

 

[Anonymous]

Well said Mr. Businessman, well said !

 

[Anonymous]

Rumor has it that Walmart wants to carry our summer line of ferrings but our leadership can't agree on a wholesale pricing scheme!

 

[Anonymous]

Rumor has it that Walmart wants to carry our summer line of ferrings but our leadership can't agree on a wholesale pricing scheme!

That is be because marketing thinks want to build brand equity, managed markets wants to buy accounts, sales wants to drop samples, and msl wants to educate customers on other companies products - Sr. Mgt cannot decide on cleaning the stain from it under garments.

At the end, Walmart will slash the Ferrimg every 2 days if it does not sell. Ferring will get a yellow sticker and be placed next to the spicy nachos sauce.

 

[Anonymous]

i attached my ferring to a bucket of ham salad

 

[Anonymous]

i attached my ferring to a bucket of ham salad

It wil get a good lick by the dogs.

 

[Anonymous]

What a novel idea. Canine ferrings that can be worn during those precious neighbor hood jaunts!

 

[Anonymous]

My Ferring is on my pussy. It meows with each lick.

 

[Anonymous]

Are you the only one licking it ?

 

[Anonymous]

No, she likes to have her rotweiler lick it.

 

[Anonymous]

I'd kinda like to hear you meow...if you know what I mean...Oh yeah - as long as you lick-suck-swallow and clean my ferring

 

[Anonymous]

Is your ferrying home schooled?

 

[Anonymous]

Is your ferrying home schooled?

My Ferring like beavers.

 

[Anonymous]

My Ferring like beavers.

wore the ferring inside an open watermelon

 

[Anonymous]

Why a watermelon and not a cumquat ?

 

[Anonymous]

wore the ferring inside an open watermelon

its squirts my face