Wear your ferring proudly.

[Anonymous]

How do I polish my tarnished feering. Too much masturbation exercisies with it on my private parts !

 

[Anonymous]

best to use ky jelly and # 4 sand paper. use north to south strokes at the rate of 60 per minute. That should get you off at least twice.

 

[Anonymous]

Wow ! Thanks ! I'm in heaven.

 

[Anonymous]

I think #6 sand paper is easier on the skin surface but diminishes friction making the experience less desirable.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm a visitor from the big pharma waste land. I'm LMAO about this "ferring" thing and I don't even know what it is. Would somebody please explain it to me so that I can relax my bladder and pee my pants.

 

[Anonymous]

No point in offering an explanation. The fun part is the fact that you have to use your own imagination to sort it out. If you have one pee pee pants boy!

 

[Anonymous]

Have you considered Depends. Costco has them on discount ?

 

[Anonymous]

I had to stick my Ferring thru my ear and into my brain as I listened in on our Webinar today for Speaker Program Compliance --- OMG-just shoot me now. Who in their right mind will even do a Speaker Program now.

 

[Anonymous]

webinars are the root cause of ferrings problems. they need to consulte with qvc to determine best way to promote ferring ear and clitoris wear.

 

[Anonymous]

My ferrings always seem to lose their luster when subjected to low temps. Why is this ?

 

[Anonymous]

Often they get lost in the shrivel. It's hard to shine when you are buried in flesh

 

[Anonymous]

I always store my most expensive ferrings in a kimchi jar in the frig.

 

[Anonymous]

Is the kimchi mild or hot ?

 

[Anonymous]

My kimchi is chocolate flavored.

 

[Anonymous]

My chocolate smells rancid!

 

[Anonymous]

Wait till you guys see the spring collection from the house of Marquee de Sade. Simply hot and erotic. Wearing your ferrings is going to be the cat's meow this year.

 

[Anonymous]

I already have mine! They are just too awesome to explain. I get compliments every time I wear them to the exercise yard at Folsom.

 

[Anonymous]

I wore mine to church and had three priests fondle them ! what a rush until my mom yanked me out of there !

 

[Anonymous]

Was about to say welcome back to this poster...now I wish he/she would have just stayed buried in the past. man you're a flake

 

[Anonymous]

Poor NJ Gov. Chrisite loves the new summer line of male ferrings but can't find any that fit !