Voyant Conversion







Nice job on the Voyant recall fucktards - nothing inspires confidence in a customer like the initial foray into the marketplace being recalled less than six months after launch
 






"Potential to improperly characterize tissue within the jaws, which may result in nonoptimal power delivery"

In other words, BLOOD LOSS. Kind of a problem when your vessel sealer doesn't FUCKING seal you bargain basement, patient safety sacrificing scabs.
 












i feel the need to educate and clarify because Applied Medical's morons don't seem to understand the severity of this recall. A class 2 medical device is a pretty highly scrutinized device with greater regulatory controls than a class 1 (i.e. A pair of scissors). Basically this is going to take some time to work out. Hopefully our competitors can formulate a competitive response and this will be a lesson why not to do business with such a third world country medical device company like Applied:

http://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/Transparency/Basics/ucm194438.htm
 






i feel the need to educate and clarify because Applied Medical's morons don't seem to understand the severity of this recall. A class 2 medical device is a pretty highly scrutinized device with greater regulatory controls than a class 1 (i.e. A pair of scissors). Basically this is going to take some time to work out. Hopefully our competitors can formulate a competitive response and this will be a lesson why not to do business with such a third world country medical device company like Applied:

http://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/Transparency/Basics/ucm194438.htm

The class ll recall bit was a joke :) the fact that you clarified its severity was a wake up call to me how many cult kool aid drinkers are at applied. This is a huge deal!!!! Fucking Covidien wet dream. Staples and ligasure prices are going back up !$$$
 












Yes, that can happen when you sell millions of units over the span of 20 years.

You guys were on the market for what, about 2 months in a handfull of accounts.

Good job fucktards.

Im sure youll be back at some point with your same lame ass message. Its easy to drop price, its hard to make an innovative product.

But you tools wouldnt know that would you.....
 






"Potential to improperly characterize tissue within the jaws, which may result in nonoptimal power delivery"

In other words, BLOOD LOSS. Kind of a problem when your vessel sealer doesn't FUCKING seal you bargain basement, patient safety sacrificing scabs.


Nonoptimal.... Now Thats funny.


Sounds like hiring Milton Waddams was a real boon!
 






Yes, that can happen when you sell millions of units over the span of 20 years.

You guys were on the market for what, about 2 months in a handfull of accounts.

Good job fucktards.

Im sure youll be back at some point with your same lame ass message. Its easy to drop price, its hard to make an innovative product.

But you tools wouldnt know that would you.....

Voyant is now $250 a hand piece
 


















"only?" Wow, considering thats probably 1/5th of the hand pieces you had on the market, I'd say that's a pretty good number. Also, I never knew the FDA was allowing companies to selectively choose what products/customers they can go to for a recall......that's a first.
 






"only?" Wow, considering thats probably 1/5th of the hand pieces you had on the market, I'd say that's a pretty good number. Also, I never knew the FDA was allowing companies to selectively choose what products/customers they can go to for a recall......that's a first.

Now you know. And no its not a first.
 












"only?" Wow, considering thats probably 1/5th of the hand pieces you had on the market, I'd say that's a pretty good number. Also, I never knew the FDA was allowing companies to selectively choose what products/customers they can go to for a recall......that's a first.
Looks like you are new to Med Device.