And everyone knows there's no local talent in Minneapolis...
UHS - Worst Company Ever?
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And everyone knows there's no local talent in Minneapolis...
That may be true. But when the CEO won't relocate to the company headquarters, it's obviously a short term gig. Not to mention how much more money not spent on the employees and wasted on him for housing and first class flights to CA every other weekend.
Wasn't that Blackfords' assignment that he failed to complete?
It is a little scary that anyone would rely on Cafepharma boards for accurate information, especially when posters don't even know how to spell the name of the consultants their company is using. Thankfully the board hired a top notch firm.
McKinsey & Company is an American multinational management consulting firm. It conducts qualitative and quantitative analysis in order to evaluate management decisions. Eighty percent of the world's largest corporations are counseled by the firm, which is considered the most prestigious management consultancy.
The current chief executives of Boeing, General Electric, Hewlett-Packard, Morgan Stanley and PepsiCo are all alumni of either Bain, Boston Consulting Group or the most prestigious consulting firm of all, McKinsey & Company.
McKinsey & Company is an American multinational management consulting firm. It conducts qualitative and quantitative analysis in order to evaluate management decisions. Eighty percent of the world's largest corporations are counseled by the firm, which is considered the most prestigious management consultancy.
The current chief executives of Boeing, General Electric, Hewlett-Packard, Morgan Stanley and PepsiCo are all alumni of either Bain, Boston Consulting Group or the most prestigious consulting firm of all, McKinsey & Company.
@uck off you consulting parasite. You cause more problems them you fix! GO AWAY.
Consultants are just like teachers. Those who can do while those who can't teach. Same goes for consultants, they couldn't relate to actual customers the way that UHS employees have to. Empty suits who take the consulting fees and split.
Just one more consulting company that will provide a short term strategy while earning big $$$. UHS would be better served by saying no to consulting companies for 3-5 years and develop its own strategy based on market facts, employee feedback.....and God forbid, actually LEADERSHIP!
"Qualitative and quantitative analysis" doesn't get quality equipment to the account.
The CSTs is were the work is done. Period.
The CSTs is were the work is done. Period.
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Blackberry that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1,586 sheep.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep.” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the shepherd says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? “
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a consultant.” says the shepherd.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the shepherd. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don’t know crap about my business..."
"...Now give me back my dog!"
The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Blackberry that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1,586 sheep.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep.” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the shepherd says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? “
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a consultant.” says the shepherd.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the shepherd. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don’t know crap about my business..."
"...Now give me back my dog!"
The consultant took a sheep, but the shepherd asked for a dog? Perhaps this shepherd might consider hiring a consultant.
Very good. Typical consultant. What a bunch of parasites. Or possibly sharks
Do you work corporate? The consultant thought the dog was a sheep. I hate having to explain a joke to senior management!
Well it has began today!
TL has brought on his new VP of Sales.
Please note Tom did announce today that P Sinclair is in an interim role in his email.
Next week is the big talent survey by Mckenzie and Kevin.
We will see who will remain standing in the next 30-60 days.
Watch Steve, Mike, and Jay. You will see politics at its best. No question about it all three of these guys are likable. The question is who will do the best job at saving their neck?
Steve has the best shot but his straight forward questions may get him in trouble or his over tone of knowing so much to change.
Any wagers who the first will be?
By the way what about the DSD's. It is a known fact Guptill is moving on. Word on the street the guy is relieved to be moving on. I heard he is going to work for Amerinet. Good move!
Lucky SOB! Got out before Tornado hits.
It will be interesting to observe if The new VP gets one of his people from Carefusion to take the DSD position vacated by Guptill.
Hey has anyone heard anything from Warren or Harper? Operations people have been kind of quiet. These two guys are sharp! Not sure why they keep sticking it out. Harper could write his own ticket. Both these guys too sharp for Operations or I should say UHS.
TL has brought on his new VP of Sales.
Please note Tom did announce today that P Sinclair is in an interim role in his email.
Next week is the big talent survey by Mckenzie and Kevin.
We will see who will remain standing in the next 30-60 days.
Watch Steve, Mike, and Jay. You will see politics at its best. No question about it all three of these guys are likable. The question is who will do the best job at saving their neck?
Steve has the best shot but his straight forward questions may get him in trouble or his over tone of knowing so much to change.
Any wagers who the first will be?
By the way what about the DSD's. It is a known fact Guptill is moving on. Word on the street the guy is relieved to be moving on. I heard he is going to work for Amerinet. Good move!
Lucky SOB! Got out before Tornado hits.
It will be interesting to observe if The new VP gets one of his people from Carefusion to take the DSD position vacated by Guptill.
Hey has anyone heard anything from Warren or Harper? Operations people have been kind of quiet. These two guys are sharp! Not sure why they keep sticking it out. Harper could write his own ticket. Both these guys too sharp for Operations or I should say UHS.
Laser management is beyond incompetent. Casey Branham should be the first manger to go....he knows everything without a days worth of field experience. Truly a institutional cancer!
MANAGER.....not manger. Damn fat fingers on this little keyboard.
It's a shame how many hard working driven individuals this company has pushed away. I don't see any bright future for UHS if they continue down the current path, I hope they can figure it out for the sake of all the good employees that still work there..