Tucson blows big time! It is the stupidest town in America. The public employees can’t answer even the simplest questions. They are such morons you’d swear you’re being pranked by girls behaving badly. No one in the entire town is smart enough to take an accurate phone message. The students can’t think or read or write or add because the schools here are so bad they produce the most outrageously stupid imbeciles. Fourth Avenue smells as bad as the stinky dirty blond dread-locked pot heads who constantly ask you for money because they’re to artistic and sensitive to work for a living. The entire town is run by rich crooks who get absolutely no opposition from the crystal loving brain dead New Age hippies that are too busy trying to imagine a better reality to get off their pampered white asses and actually work to change something. Every artistic event is about Gay Marriage or Gay lifestyle. You can’t go to a public event without watching a bunch of whacky man hating Wiccans giggling like sorority girls and playing with plastic dildos trying to shock you. The city council is full of right wing assos and left wing flakes who smile and shake their empty heads up and down and talk about how we all need to get together and really really communicate with each other in a really beautiful and positive way because everyone is like so beautiful and stuff you know we could never do anything like stop the right wing assos from fucking us up the ass …. The Lefty assos don’t do jack shit about the low wage jobs, the outrageous cost of housing, the terrible schools, the incompetent teachers, the racist slum lords, the stinking polluted drinking water, but they show up at every public event and talk about how spiritual they are! Never move to Tucson. If someone invites you to Tucson, run away as far as you can get!
TUCSON SUCKS!
