Today is Fake Call Friday

[Anonymous]

I'm going to work and work my ass off because this is a darn good job and the pay is good too.
Get to work.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to work and work my ass off because this is a darn good job and the pay is good too.
Get to work.

Funny. Really funny

 

[Anonymous]

Your a funny loser, face that fact and turn your life around.

 

[Anonymous]

Your a funny loser, face that fact and turn your life around.

We know that abbvie is below average in the industry. Hilarious. Making us laugh. Thank you.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to work and work my ass off because this is a darn good job and the pay is good too.
Get to work.

Let us know how much your sales increase in a month!

 

[Anonymous]

Bad thread. You should focus on what you can do to increase your territory business.

Im having a little challenge in trying to increase my business...however, I am willing to learn how. I learn best by seeing others exhibit those skills. You seem like a smart guy with excellent selling skills...Why don't you let me field ride with you for one month and you show me how you do it; then, we can wait to see the sales reports to see your impact; then I will know how to drive business. Does that sound fair?

 

[Anonymous]

Your a funny loser, face that fact and turn your life around.

Haha, you're funny like your grammar. Who's the loser. Hope there isn't an essay required on the employment applications you're submitting, if so, you're screwed.

 

[Anonymous]

Can't sell this drug without coverage. Like sending a soldier into combat with a rifle but no ammo.

If you can't sell without coverage I say we don't need you. The best soldiers can fight without a gun … it's called hand to hand combat. It's not pretty but the strong will survive. Get your resume together and hope you get a job selling something easy … Otherwise I doubt you will EVER be successful!

 

[Anonymous]

If you can't sell without coverage I say we don't need you. The best soldiers can fight without a gun … it's called hand to hand combat. It's not pretty but the strong will survive. Get your resume together and hope you get a job selling something easy … Otherwise I doubt you will EVER be successful!

HAHA...it would be easier to fight without a gun. Selling V Pak is equivalent to selling meat to a vegetarian...not gonna happen. At least with hand to hand combat, I have forceable options. Lets see Ricky Ricardo go hand to hand.

 

[Anonymous]

HAHA...it would be easier to fight without a gun. Selling V Pak is equivalent to selling meat to a vegetarian...not gonna happen. At least with hand to hand combat, I have forceable options. Lets see Ricky Ricardo go hand to hand.

You are an idiot - it's as simple as that.

 

[Anonymous]

Im having a little challenge in trying to increase my business...however, I am willing to learn how. I learn best by seeing others exhibit those skills. You seem like a smart guy with excellent selling skills...Why don't you let me field ride with you for one month and you show me how you do it; then, we can wait to see the sales reports to see your impact; then I will know how to drive business. Does that sound fair?

We did Louie hire trainees? I thought these were pros?

 

[Anonymous]

If you can't sell without coverage I say we don't need you. The best soldiers can fight without a gun … it's called hand to hand combat. It's not pretty but the strong will survive. Get your resume together and hope you get a job selling something easy … Otherwise I doubt you will EVER be successful!

We need sumo wrestlers to sell this dog.

 

[Anonymous]

If you can't sell without coverage I say we don't need you. The best soldiers can fight without a gun … it's called hand to hand combat. It's not pretty but the strong will survive. Get your resume together and hope you get a job selling something easy … Otherwise I doubt you will EVER be successful!

SPC. THOMAS WILSON: We’re digging pieces of rusted scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass that has already been shot up, dropped, busted– picking the best out of this scrap to put on our vehicles go into combat.

We do not have proper armament vehicles to carry with us North.

DONALD RUMSFELD: As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.


Rumsfeld was a inspirational to the troops as Ricky is with his strategy and fake credentials......

 

[Anonymous]

Just a heads up to all my fellow ChiTown salespeople.....

CUBS IN TOWN THIS WEEK... DAY GAME FRIDAY....
PLAN ACCORDINGLY....

 

[Anonymous]

SPC. THOMAS WILSON: We’re digging pieces of rusted scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass that has already been shot up, dropped, busted– picking the best out of this scrap to put on our vehicles go into combat.

We do not have proper armament vehicles to carry with us North.

DONALD RUMSFELD: As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.


Rumsfeld was a inspirational to the troops as Ricky is with his strategy and fake credentials......

Rumsfeld should be drawn & quartered. He's a human disgust.

 

[Anonymous]

Budweiser Bleachers still available for Friday game (5/29) !!

Lets meet @ CubbyBear for lunch & pregame.

 

[Anonymous]

Budweiser Bleachers still available for Friday game (5/29) !!

Lets meet @ CubbyBear for lunch & pregame.

No thank you. Going to the beach and work on my tan.

 

[Anonymous]

I'll be pumping Your Momma's butt under the boardwalk