To all Genoptix competitors.......

It's obvious that the "Cali" surfer dude has a better life. The igloo man is a bitter "barney" who will be running on the treadmill to nowhere. Enjoy your lobster. Save me some please.
 






Hey Barney! What are you doing this weekend? Going to the gym, maybe check out a movie?I'll be catching huge air and carving s turns in the snow and come back for a sunset surf. Then I'll be cooking my lobster I caught. That's Cali little dork. BTW, I'm a conservative who enjoys this "global warming" as it makes for better surf and more snow. Enjoy your weekend and pretend you have a life while you look at yourself in the mirror at the gym damn dork. Who's laughing now? LOL

Carving S turns in the snow!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

You must be ancient!

It's obvious who the real dork is or more appro to say Douchebag as you Cali boys are the true def of chest plucking Metrosexuals!

Sorry California Ahole I will be Shreddin Gnar tomorrow no S turns though.

If you could hang with me they would call you crunchy and not for that taco you left in the park Boy George.
 
























Barney is a kook. This kook is an ex-Genoptix rep who thinks he knows how to snowboard. He will be listening to Wham with his George Michael doo wishing he was was in Cali surfing perfect waves, eating lobster, and smoking the kind bud. Kook boy will be flailing this weekend. We'd be laughing at his shredding gnar style as we bust airs over kook ass. Nice choice of words guy. So go "shred gnar" you inland kook. Post some pics of you boarding this weekend so I can get a chuckle. I would make mince pie out of you...fuckin barney kook.
 


















How did this thread go array? I don't know Barney personally but he has a sad life. Wakes up to see if the California surf dude has written back. Obviously jealous of the California kid. You guys are too funny.
 






Hey Barney Boy! Did you "shred gnar" this weekend? Sure you did. Look at this thread. You've been schooled just like you would on the mountain or in the surf. I'll continue to be living the California dream while you renew your gym membership. Have a good week and don't forget that you are a kook. Can't figure who I am can you.
 






Hey Barney Boy! Did you "shred gnar" this weekend? Sure you did. Look at this thread. You've been schooled just like you would on the mountain or in the surf. I'll continue to be living the California dream while you renew your gym membership. Have a good week and don't forget that you are a kook. Can't figure who I am can you.

Who cares who you are!!
 






You got schooled shredding gnar Barney.
How does it feel to be an inland kook?
Would never know. Born and bred on the beach.
Love to see your pics but you're a scared little animal.
 






Barney is a kook. This kook is an ex-Genoptix rep who thinks he knows how to snowboard. He will be listening to Wham with his George Michael doo wishing he was was in Cali surfing perfect waves, eating lobster, and smoking the kind bud. Kook boy will be flailing this weekend. We'd be laughing at his shredding gnar style as we bust airs over kook ass. Nice choice of words guy. So go "shred gnar" you inland kook. Post some pics of you boarding this weekend so I can get a chuckle. I would make mince pie out of you...fuckin barney kook.

Who says you need to be in Kali for The Kind? Last time I checked, we has more Medijuana dispensaries per capita in my former hometown of Denver. Much closer to much better skiing as well.