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[Anonymous]

Karen is outa here!

 

[Anonymous]

I heard that the Forest people are feared of termites. Why would that be?

 

[Anonymous]

They also run from the sound of chain saws!

 

[Anonymous]

The Forest people le to eat sawdust!! It sustains them!

 

[Anonymous]

Are the Forest peolple fond of Smokey the Bear whilst they loathe woody the woodpecker.?

 

[Anonymous]

Do the Forest people really boycott paper products!?

 

[Anonymous]

I don't know bout that but I heard they are huntin down squirrels. why? are they nuts ?

 

[Anonymous]

I beg your pardon. Our leadership is not nuts, only tesicle challenged beyond repair!

 

[Anonymous]

Help me Lifeline. I'm falling and I can't get it up! Any extra cialis on your person?

 

[Anonymous]

I'm a Forester, we don't need none of dat cialis since we got naturaly hard woodies at birth!

 

[Anonymous]

But we heard your at birth woodies have termites!! Gadzukkkkks!

 

[Anonymous]

Hey, i got splinters up my arse!

 

[Anonymous]

Then change your brand of toilet tissue. If you're using a Forest product it carries a warning about splinters and wood chips....beware!

 

[Anonymous]

Do forest people have a bark worse than their bites!?

 

[Anonymous]

No, they all have a bit of an overbite!

 

[Anonymous]

I hear that the Forest people are looking to branch out ?

 

[Anonymous]

They better watch out for the beaver patrol!

 

[Anonymous]

Beavers and termites !

 

[Anonymous]

Time for this years Gump-athon. You game ?

 

[Anonymous]

I've got happy feet !