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[Anonymous]

Is the company car here a Forrester?

 

[Anonymous]

Does Forest Gump know you stole his name?

 

[Anonymous]

Is Karen outta here a tree species?

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, she's of the Juniper variety.

 

[Anonymous]

OK, thanks.

 

[Anonymous]

Yo, big cheeses, your woodies going to the router and planner. Oly then shall you feel the pain of the eroding rain forest.

 

[Anonymous]

None, and I mean zero, of our leadership execs have woodies. Instead they sport limp biscuits!

Go Bo Jangles!

 

[Anonymous]

The girls say a limp biscuit is better than no biscuit at all. Hard or otherwise!

 

[Anonymous]

Help!

I'm a big ole dumb oak tree and I fallen but can't get it up !

 

[Anonymous]

Are we still hiring lumberjacks ?

 

[Anonymous]

Are we still hiring lumberjacks ?

Yes, but we promote nimrods!

 

[Anonymous]

I can't see the forest for the trees. Is this odd or what ?

 

[Anonymous]

Forest people are cave dwellers. Therein lies the difference.

 

[Anonymous]

Time to consider serious de-forestation ! Are you in?

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I think the government has stockpiles of agent orange somewhere aboard ships in the James River Fleet. Are they expecting to fire sale any of them in the near future ?

 

[Anonymous]

Ask the Forest Rangers.

 

[Anonymous]

I tried but they all seem to be caught up in a log jam on the Mississippi !

 

[Anonymous]

Do the Forest people live in trees, swing in trees, or just hang out in trees?

 

[Anonymous]

Hey you numbnuts the Forest people are the trees!

 

[Anonymous]

Do the Forest people bend or sway with the wind ?