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[Anonymous]

The forest is being taken down !

 

[Anonymous]

Damn those beavers!

 

[Anonymous]

Me like Beavers!

 

[Anonymous]

Me love beavers too much!

 

[Anonymous]

how's the launch of teflon going ?

 

[Anonymous]

super good. my eggs don't stick to it and it cleans in a jiff

 

[Anonymous]

Obviously the beavers are running the show here. Bow down and worship the beaver you Forest twits!

 

[Anonymous]

Take note people ! In the Forest there is more than one beaver!

 

[Anonymous]

In this forest there are 50 !

 

[Anonymous]

You pathetic Medciacre/medicaid fraud freaks.

 

[Anonymous]

Yep ! They sure are !

 

[Anonymous]

Two more Forrest reps leaving the jungle.

 

[Anonymous]

They just couldn't cut it, Heh?

 

[Anonymous]

No, their barks were not as fierce as their bites or carbon dioxide transfers.

 

[Anonymous]

Beware of the hairess beavers for they have been shaven clean by the Forest beaver patrol geeks. Unfortunately they have encountred a serious problem with pubic hair situations a la the oral route resulting in serious hairball incidents?

What now Becky and Joel !!!????

 

[Anonymous]

Most of the beavers in our Forest have overbite, and it feels awesome !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Be careful of the lurking Big Bad Wolf. He will tear down your trees and sell off all the wood. He will rape and pilage your forest and leave nothing but a wasteland. Get your brick house ready and leave the straw and wood ones behind. He is hungry after missing his last meal.

 

[Anonymous]

To make matters worse, it's the height of the wolves mating season. Tey will mount anything on two or four legs.

 

[Anonymous]

Have you hugged a tree today forest people?

 

[Anonymous]

If you work for Forest are you then called a Forester?