South Florida Div is a joke

Real reps? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Being a rep is joke no matter where you work so relax. More than Half of the reps that i work with do office calls and are home by 3. Name another job where you can do this and get paid 70k a year. The smart reps have left this sinking ship and got device jobs. The DM's are just pissed because the pressure has finally come down to florida and the have to do there job. Bottom line the we were all screwed when that tool dm got promoted to specialty. The only thing he's qualified to do is hand me a towel after I piss in the men's room. As for that kiss ass who said leave so real reps could do there jobs you need to get a grip. Your probably one of those reps who has crappy numbes but kisses a good amount of ass to stay off of the radar. Everyone needs to relax, milk your expense account, be home by three and wonder what it would be like to have a real job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS THE MIDGET RULES!
 






Why is everyone so surprised about the specialty DM??The more unqualifed the more likely the promotion. Especially if you worked at commack, where they train former crap reps to be idiots and manage with arrogance. the younger they are, the more they like them. 26 yrs old with 2 yrs in the field with pretty good numbers-by luck or previous rep. You are promoted!!
 






YOU GUYS ARE REAL IDIOTS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SPECIALTY DM . OBVIOUSLY YOU WORK FOR THE ASSHOLE. IT WOULDNT TAKE MUCH TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE. EVEN THIS IDIOT CAN DETERMINE WHO YOU ARE ON CAFE PHARMA!!!!THERE ARE ONLY 10 PEOPLE IN THE DIVISION. AND YOU CAN NARROW TO 1 OR 2 !!!
 












It got real quite out there very quickly when we realize that they can figure out who is posting these commnets. especially if you work for the DM. There are only 9 of you , be careful
 






It got real quite out there very quickly when we realize that they can figure out who is posting these commnets. especially if you work for the DM. There are only 9 of you , be careful

ohh!!!! I am shaking in my boots that any of these moron DM is going to figure me out and call me out. Well here it is , go to hell DM I am not afraid of you. If you do not like , go ahead and fire me!
 












DM here: you people get to work and stop bashing the managers! If you suck, you will be micromanaged! because you deserve it! Stop complaining on cafe p about your DM or DM . Get to work! Turn complaint time to productive time and sell and you will not have us breathing down your back!!!!
 






DM here: you people get to work and stop bashing the managers! If you suck, you will be micromanaged! because you deserve it! Stop complaining on cafe p about your DM or DM . Get to work! Turn complaint time to productive time and sell and you will not have us breathing down your back!!!!

Sales Rep here: If you dumbass DM's stopped micromanaging us and knew how to lead effectively, I could.
 






Kiss ass rep here-you tell them DM'S. I am just happy to have a job considering my numbers. As long as I have my expense reports and business plans in on time I will be fine. Thank you for my avg eval and telling me my job is safe. we all know its the specialty rep and his lack of work ethic. I know you don't mind me since I do nothing but mindless calls. During my eval you even told I was a good rep unlike what I've heard from others(who were told to find a new line of work.)
 












Kiss ass rep here-you tell them DM'S. I am just happy to have a job considering my numbers. As long as I have my expense reports and business plans in on time I will be fine. Thank you for my avg eval and telling me my job is safe. we all know its the specialty rep and his lack of work ethic. I know you don't mind me since I do nothing but mindless calls. During my eval you even told I was a good rep unlike what I've heard from others(who were told to find a new line of work.)

ex rep here, what a way of life, "find a new line of work" typical arrogant forest bs. All the DM who have uttered those words may soon find that they too will need to find a new line of work ! maybe Walmart stocker. none would ever qualify to be the greeter.
 






another rep left the division this week not that she wasn't totally worthless. Hey DM's if really want to get upset stop checking this site and go to Monster! I'm sure you'll find most of your team looking to get out and listed there! I mean over the last year the wrong people have left and your stuck with crappy numbers and even worse reps! Nice job retaining us!But then again I'm not leaving till I get another job, get my ridiculous bonus, and of course use my expense account to fund my family's christmas party! Thanks again bozo! That reminds me to check my medzilla account!
 






another rep left the division this week not that she wasn't totally worthless. Hey DM's if really want to get upset stop checking this site and go to Monster! I'm sure you'll find most of your team looking to get out and listed there! I mean over the last year the wrong people have left and your stuck with crappy numbers and even worse reps! Nice job retaining us!But then again I'm not leaving till I get another job, get my ridiculous bonus, and of course use my expense account to fund my family's christmas party! Thanks again bozo! That reminds me to check my medzilla account!

In second round of interviews this week! looks good! Hope to get hired before christmass so i can quite and say , asta la vista Forest!
 






What a day.....was riding with the midget early this morning and we got pulled over in the HOV lane by a state trooper! He thought I as driving alone! Next time I 'll have to bring my kids babyseat for him! Worst part he and his partner up here are only interested in covering their asses!!!!!!!Dont be fooled! At least that moron running specialty would stab you from the front!
 






PS NOBODY IS SHORTER THAN THE MIDGET AND EASY VERO WE ALL KNOW WHY YOUR NOT HERE SO SHUT IT! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE MONTHS AGO!


Hahaha I should have left years ago... But you're welcome to call and discuss your little r***** opinions with me since you're too much of a pussy to say it to my face while I was still there. Oh that's right you can't!!! You're a whiny bitch suckling on the tit of this sorry ass job too afraid to speak your little pussy mind!!!

Hahahahah good luck to the rest of you. Some of you are good people.

-JS-
 


















Hahaha I should have left years ago... But you're welcome to call and discuss your little r***** opinions with me since you're too much of a pussy to say it to my face while I was still there. Oh that's right you can't!!! You're a whiny bitch suckling on the tit of this sorry ass job too afraid to speak your little pussy mind!!!

Hahahahah good luck to the rest of you. Some of you are good people.

-JS-

Please....that's what you respond with! Your right I am still here and I get to enjoy my day while you you take people's groceries to their cars all the time wondering is my wrestling career ever going to take off. I would contact you but do trailer parks have phones? Nobody on your team could stand you and they turned your incompetent ass in the minute they could! As for the good people your right they do miss you...especially as POA's where everyone got a good laugh when you got up in front of everyone and babbled on about nothing coherent and made a total fool of yourself!!!!!!!!!!
 






Please....that's what you respond with! Your right I am still here and I get to enjoy my day while you you take people's groceries to their cars all the time wondering is my wrestling career ever going to take off. I would contact you but do trailer parks have phones? Nobody on your team could stand you and they turned your incompetent ass in the minute they could! As for the good people your right they do miss you...especially as POA's where everyone got a good laugh when you got up in front of everyone and babbled on about nothing coherent and made a total fool of yourself!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, not delivering groceries or donuts or cookies anymore. I have a real sales job... Actually selling medical devices... That actually have an impact on patients lives... unlike your sorry worthless existence which I'm sure will soon be laid off.

And if you think I'm so "incoherent", make yourself known and be a man/woman about it. I've said exactly who I am and would actually respect you claiming your words because clearly you've been too much of a weak-hearted pussy to ever state your bullshit feelings to me in person. So at least put your name on the line and claim your feelings now that I've moved on to better things. But I'm gonna stick with your meek, sorry self-doubt and lack of confidence won't let you.