Slap In The Face Bonus Plan

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This a complete mess. I left the regional meeting feeling a bit better about the future, but the new bonus plan is very, very embarrassing. Not only does it deflate and punish the reps with higher volume, it certainly has sent a strong message that it is now time to leave.

The sad thing, is that the company knows it. Usually, when a bonus plan is something that is fair and worth talking about, a conference call is set up to dramatically unveil it. We get a simple email regarding .30 cents?!? What a COMPLETE slap in the face and they announce it quietly and softly through a single, simple email. I'm sure many would agree that this email reeks of embarrassment by the sender and you can practically feel their tail between their legs. Even they know this is a joke of a bonus and extremely unfair! Working hour upon hour to build up business, in which EVERY SINGLE vial is a struggle and fight, punishes the hard working reps that have fought several months to get their volume up.

The message now is "we don't give a sh*t about you and how you have sacrificed hour upon hour and that we have taken you away from your families. We could care less if you have high volume and work your territory to it's upmost limits. We ONLY care about growth vials and well, basically we lied at all the regional meetings. We still are that giant pressure cooker and even though you struggle every single day just to MAINTAIN your numbers which is extremely difficult and takes a tremendous amount of effort, we are not goingto recognize that even though we know it takes a lot of effort to maintain and we don't plan on rewarding you for it. Remember when you took this job and we promised that the average rep would make at least 40k in bonus? Well yes, that was a lie too. The plan was to get you to work your tail off early on and sacrifice everything else for your job, then once you start to get the business we take all the incentive away from you. We know we made enormous mistakes in the beginning with the whole NPO message, allowing the managers to get paid for a whole year and not work, and made a lot of lies and promises to you in order to get you onboard. Oh yeah, remember when we said that we would give you a 401k match after the first year once we started making sales? Well, yes that was a lie too. We are pretty good at making lies.

I have been working very hard to be a top performer and despite all the challenges, I wasn't looking at other opportunities. The game now has changed with the bonus announcing email. I think many would be surprised, but I am now looking. After I received the INSULTING email, I contacted three recruiters today and will do everything in my power to leave. Don't even get me started regarding the fraud of a ranking report we have as well. This event will now have many of the top reps leaving the company.
 












This a complete mess. I left the regional meeting feeling a bit better about the future, but the new bonus plan is very, very embarrassing. Not only does it deflate and punish the reps with higher volume, it certainly has sent a strong message that it is now time to leave.

The sad thing, is that the company knows it. Usually, when a bonus plan is something that is fair and worth talking about, a conference call is set up to dramatically unveil it. We get a simple email regarding .30 cents?!? What a COMPLETE slap in the face and they announce it quietly and softly through a single, simple email. I'm sure many would agree that this email reeks of embarrassment by the sender and you can practically feel their tail between their legs. Even they know this is a joke of a bonus and extremely unfair! Working hour upon hour to build up business, in which EVERY SINGLE vial is a struggle and fight, punishes the hard working reps that have fought several months to get their volume up.

The message now is "we don't give a sh*t about you and how you have sacrificed hour upon hour and that we have taken you away from your families. We could care less if you have high volume and work your territory to it's upmost limits. We ONLY care about growth vials and well, basically we lied at all the regional meetings. We still are that giant pressure cooker and even though you struggle every single day just to MAINTAIN your numbers which is extremely difficult and takes a tremendous amount of effort, we are not goingto recognize that even though we know it takes a lot of effort to maintain and we don't plan on rewarding you for it. Remember when you took this job and we promised that the average rep would make at least 40k in bonus? Well yes, that was a lie too. The plan was to get you to work your tail off early on and sacrifice everything else for your job, then once you start to get the business we take all the incentive away from you. We know we made enormous mistakes in the beginning with the whole NPO message, allowing the managers to get paid for a whole year and not work, and made a lot of lies and promises to you in order to get you onboard. Oh yeah, remember when we said that we would give you a 401k match after the first year once we started making sales? Well, yes that was a lie too. We are pretty good at making lies.

I have been working very hard to be a top performer and despite all the challenges, I wasn't looking at other opportunities. The game now has changed with the bonus announcing email. I think many would be surprised, but I am now looking. After I received the INSULTING email, I contacted three recruiters today and will do everything in my power to leave. Don't even get me started regarding the fraud of a ranking report we have as well. This event will now have many of the top reps leaving the company.

Mission accomplished, the more of you to leave the better. We can do this with two HSSs, one in manhattan and one in Texas. Leave, seriously, I think we'll manage.
 






The best part of Randy's email announcement of the Q4 IC, the very best part:

"Congrats and if you have any questions please feel free to reach out to me."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, because you have our backs. Congrats to you to Randy, you are officially someones bitch.
 
























This a complete mess. I left the regional meeting feeling a bit better about the future, but the new bonus plan is very, very embarrassing. Not only does it deflate and punish the reps with higher volume, it certainly has sent a strong message that it is now time to leave.

The sad thing, is that the company knows it. Usually, when a bonus plan is something that is fair and worth talking about, a conference call is set up to dramatically unveil it. We get a simple email regarding .30 cents?!? What a COMPLETE slap in the face and they announce it quietly and softly through a single, simple email. I'm sure many would agree that this email reeks of embarrassment by the sender and you can practically feel their tail between their legs. Even they know this is a joke of a bonus and extremely unfair! Working hour upon hour to build up business, in which EVERY SINGLE vial is a struggle and fight, punishes the hard working reps that have fought several months to get their volume up.

The message now is "we don't give a sh*t about you and how you have sacrificed hour upon hour and that we have taken you away from your families. We could care less if you have high volume and work your territory to it's upmost limits. We ONLY care about growth vials and well, basically we lied at all the regional meetings. We still are that giant pressure cooker and even though you struggle every single day just to MAINTAIN your numbers which is extremely difficult and takes a tremendous amount of effort, we are not goingto recognize that even though we know it takes a lot of effort to maintain and we don't plan on rewarding you for it. Remember when you took this job and we promised that the average rep would make at least 40k in bonus? Well yes, that was a lie too. The plan was to get you to work your tail off early on and sacrifice everything else for your job, then once you start to get the business we take all the incentive away from you. We know we made enormous mistakes in the beginning with the whole NPO message, allowing the managers to get paid for a whole year and not work, and made a lot of lies and promises to you in order to get you onboard. Oh yeah, remember when we said that we would give you a 401k match after the first year once we started making sales? Well, yes that was a lie too. We are pretty good at making lies.

I have been working very hard to be a top performer and despite all the challenges, I wasn't looking at other opportunities. The game now has changed with the bonus announcing email. I think many would be surprised, but I am now looking. After I received the INSULTING email, I contacted three recruiters today and will do everything in my power to leave. Don't even get me started regarding the fraud of a ranking report we have as well. This event will now have many of the top reps leaving the company.

WWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LEAVE! I promise you there are other companies out there. There is no "Home Run" here. What are you waiting for? Go already!
 












I agree. But the question is why did the OP exclude a woman when she is often ranked higher then the two men mentioned? Hello, HR? This is an example of what the women at this company deal with from the good old boys club.

Waitress, do you realize your "ERA for ever" cry is suggesting only 3 reps are needed, just make sure one is a broad? Think about what a victim you are while you fetch me more coffee.
 
















































No reason to attack one another. In response to the Little dick man that posted "what are you waiting for. Leave already". Well, its like this douchebag, as I stated earlier I just started to begin my job search yesterday by contacting three recruiters. I have a family to support and I am not stupid enough to just quit. I will quit as soon as I secure a better job. Hopefully, if all goes well I will quit before the end of the year. The thought of going to the next national sales meeting to stand up and applaud reps that have been gifted 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 extra accounts and then remain at the same standard and compared to those that haven't received anything makes me sick to my stomach. Not to mention all the other FAKE nonsense.

The new bonus plan only rewards low volume/slow starting reps as it is much easier odds to increase sales and grow the business versus someone else that has worked their tail off with high volume. "thanks for getting Ofirmev on all your order sets and in the carts. We know you worked tirelessly in an effort to do the company well. This is me Randy. Remember several months ago when I sent the email out to the entire sales force when people started to quit? Well, I got a bit worried so that's when I promised all you naive hard working reps that if you hung in there through the challenging times, you would be $ rewarded. Well, LOL I lied. The plan was to get you to do all the brunt work and provide you with marginal benefits at best and keep you anging with the promise of more money later LOL. Do you think we care about you or your family? Hell no! Thanks for falling for all of our lies. Oh, by the way, my % of bonus and my other pals like Scott, will not change and will only be better for us. It's a win win for us LOL. And don't forget, we AUTOMATICLY go on ALL award trips. After all, we DESERVE it, right? Scott and I are getting together next week to discuss where WE want to go after Costa Rica."

So in summary, if you have already worked your territory hard with high volume, well you Lose. Despite how difficult it is to maintain your accounts doesn't matter. Low volume and low producers with growth will be the only ones rewarded. So sad to see some reps with not even 1/3 the volume of others, suddenly climb into the top 20, even the top 10. Do yourselves a favor, if you save all your emails, go back to Randy's email pleading for ALL to hang in there and you will be handsomly rewarded. You will be reminded how seedy this company is. Also, go ahead and calculate what your potential bonus check will be at .30 cents. Not very motivating is it?
 






No reason to attack one another. In response to the Little dick man that posted "what are you waiting for. Leave already". Well, its like this douchebag, as I stated earlier I just started to begin my job search yesterday by contacting three recruiters. I have a family to support and I am not stupid enough to just quit. I will quit as soon as I secure a better job. Hopefully, if all goes well I will quit before the end of the year. The thought of going to the next national sales meeting to stand up and applaud reps that have been gifted 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 extra accounts and then remain at the same standard and compared to those that haven't received anything makes me sick to my stomach. Not to mention all the other FAKE nonsense.

The new bonus plan only rewards low volume/slow starting reps as it is much easier odds to increase sales and grow the business versus someone else that has worked their tail off with high volume. "thanks for getting Ofirmev on all your order sets and in the carts. We know you worked tirelessly in an effort to do the company well. This is me Randy. Remember several months ago when I sent the email out to the entire sales force when people started to quit? Well, I got a bit worried so that's when I promised all you naive hard working reps that if you hung in there through the challenging times, you would be $ rewarded. Well, LOL I lied. The plan was to get you to do all the brunt work and provide you with marginal benefits at best and keep you anging with the promise of more money later LOL. Do you think we care about you or your family? Hell no! Thanks for falling for all of our lies. Oh, by the way, my % of bonus and my other pals like Scott, will not change and will only be better for us. It's a win win for us LOL. And don't forget, we AUTOMATICLY go on ALL award trips. After all, we DESERVE it, right? Scott and I are getting together next week to discuss where WE want to go after Costa Rica."

So in summary, if you have already worked your territory hard with high volume, well you Lose. Despite how difficult it is to maintain your accounts doesn't matter. Low volume and low producers with growth will be the only ones rewarded. So sad to see some reps with not even 1/3 the volume of others, suddenly climb into the top 20, even the top 10. Do yourselves a favor, if you save all your emails, go back to Randy's email pleading for ALL to hang in there and you will be handsomly rewarded. You will be reminded how seedy this company is. Also, go ahead and calculate what your potential bonus check will be at .30 cents. Not very motivating is it?



You the man! Love it!!!
 






No reason to attack one another. In response to the Little dick man that posted "what are you waiting for. Leave already". Well, its like this douchebag, as I stated earlier I just started to begin my job search yesterday by contacting three recruiters. I have a family to support and I am not stupid enough to just quit. I will quit as soon as I secure a better job. Hopefully, if all goes well I will quit before the end of the year. The thought of going to the next national sales meeting to stand up and applaud reps that have been gifted 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 extra accounts and then remain at the same standard and compared to those that haven't received anything makes me sick to my stomach. Not to mention all the other FAKE nonsense.

The new bonus plan only rewards low volume/slow starting reps as it is much easier odds to increase sales and grow the business versus someone else that has worked their tail off with high volume. "thanks for getting Ofirmev on all your order sets and in the carts. We know you worked tirelessly in an effort to do the company well. This is me Randy. Remember several months ago when I sent the email out to the entire sales force when people started to quit? Well, I got a bit worried so that's when I promised all you naive hard working reps that if you hung in there through the challenging times, you would be $ rewarded. Well, LOL I lied. The plan was to get you to do all the brunt work and provide you with marginal benefits at best and keep you anging with the promise of more money later LOL. Do you think we care about you or your family? Hell no! Thanks for falling for all of our lies. Oh, by the way, my % of bonus and my other pals like Scott, will not change and will only be better for us. It's a win win for us LOL. And don't forget, we AUTOMATICLY go on ALL award trips. After all, we DESERVE it, right? Scott and I are getting together next week to discuss where WE want to go after Costa Rica."

So in summary, if you have already worked your territory hard with high volume, well you Lose. Despite how difficult it is to maintain your accounts doesn't matter. Low volume and low producers with growth will be the only ones rewarded. So sad to see some reps with not even 1/3 the volume of others, suddenly climb into the top 20, even the top 10. Do yourselves a favor, if you save all your emails, go back to Randy's email pleading for ALL to hang in there and you will be handsomly rewarded. You will be reminded how seedy this company is. Also, go ahead and calculate what your potential bonus check will be at .30 cents. Not very motivating is it?

Cool. Now leave. Whiney puke.