Seattle Genoptix Position

[Anonymous]

The person they wanted to hire must have declined the offer. They are interviewing another group of candidates.

The motto at Genoptix is "Blow anything but the Deal"

Even on an interview!

 

[Anonymous]

Welcome to team building 101 where you blow everything, and everything blows!

Now go make 5 calls, log them in, and work like a good pharm rep.

Meeting Rules:

Tell us repeatedly how handsome, smart and funny we are. Especially when we take all the credit for the sales. You must realize that you have nothing to do with sales increase even though your territory might be highlighted. You live for our glorification. And, you would be nothing without us.

Yes. One last directive. Only speak when spoken to and be sure to give us a positive answer when asked. Only positive will do. And it should include something about our wit, hansome looks, or humor. Make sure it is complimentary to us. You are being told for your own good, and because we want the compliments.

And, one last thing. This is for your own good too. You must tell us how much you like seeing us what a motivational meeting you had. You should say this on the last day. It will not make sense on the first day. But we would love to hear it on the first day because it is about us, and it is complimentary. But don't do it.

Sincerely,
Petebob and John.