RSD Jokes and Laughs! Enjoy!

[Anonymous]

What do you call an RSD who is a real pain in the ass?

a Hem-ROY-ed

 

[Anonymous]

Coxmo is so ugly, when he jerks off his hand tries to fall asleep.



Bam!

 

[Anonymous]

Adam's breath is so bad....

you don't know whether to offer a breath mint or toilet paper.


Adam's breath is so bad....

He could clear a SLII chat room.

 

[Anonymous]

Why are all RSDs issued not one, but two laptops at the time of hire?



Because one reduces their workload by 50%.

 

[Anonymous]

Two things on earth visible from space, one is the Great Wall of China. The other is Terri "I sure am full of myself" Smith's head.



Bam.

 

[Anonymous]

Two other items on Earth visible from space, one is the swirling sands of the Sahara Desert. The other is the cloud of stench that comes out of Coxmo's mouth when he speaks.



Bam.

 

[Anonymous]

Roy'bot' was such an ugly kid, when he played in the sandbox, the cat would always try to cover him up.

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call an RSD with only 1/2 of a brain?



Gifted.

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call an RSD who has to step out of an FLM marketing breakout session for a teleconference with the ASD?





Liar!



or



Hungover!

 

[Anonymous]

Who was it? They should be called out for that. Was it Fatendido?

 

[Anonymous]

Where do you hide an RSDs gas card?




In their company car.

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call three RSDs who share a brain?



Cathycoxmosmith

 

[Anonymous]

How do you get Mark Gimbert to type another motivational e-mail?

Take his hands out of Darren Ostemeyer's pants so he can type.

 

[Anonymous]

Why does Gimbert go by his middle name of Mark?

because he doesn't like his first name....Skid

 

[Anonymous]

How do you get Mark Gimbert to say yes to the new RSD job?

Pull Darren Ostemeyer's junk out of his mouth so he can talk.

Gosh, someone is pretty jealous. And you all love your leadership!

 

[Anonymous]

Gosh, someone is pretty jealous. And you all love your leadership!

That's not in the form of a joke. Do you not follow this thread? you must be management. The rules don't apply to you, eh?

 

[Anonymous]

Q. When does a motivational email do the opposite it's supposed to?

A. When it is only sent as a self-serving exercise full of empty words and catchy business speak jargon designed to check off the box for the sender's review. There's a difference between reading a book on how to be a leader vs. actually BEING a leader. Once they get that, maybe their words will really mean something.



Hey! That's no joke


you're right....it's not

 

[Anonymous]

That's not in the form of a joke. Do you not follow this thread? you must be management. The rules don't apply to you, eh?

No, I'm not. Just a (former Takeda) rep.

 

[Anonymous]

Q. When does a motivational email do the opposite it's supposed to?

A. When it is only sent as a self-serving exercise full of empty words and catchy business speak jargon designed to check off the box for the sender's review. There's a difference between reading a book on how to be a leader vs. actually BEING a leader. Once they get that, maybe their words will really mean something.



Hey! That's no joke


you're right....it's not

There's a difference between motivating someone because you want THEM to succeed and motivating someone because you want YOU to succeed!

 

[Anonymous]

Or sending stupid, inane "motivational" messages so you can copy your ASD and prove that you are an RSD who "connects" with his people.