RSD Jokes and Laughs! Enjoy!

[Anonymous]

Where's the best place to hide an RSDs laptop?



At the regional office.

 

[Anonymous]

How do you keep an RSD from driving their company car?




Hide the keys under their work shoes.

 

[Anonymous]

What does our government replace waterboarding with as torture during interrogations?




Coxmo's breath in a jar.

 

[Anonymous]

How can you identify if a 5 year old is RSD potential?




They stand-out in their class during the "cut & paste" activity.

 

[Anonymous]

If stealing ideas was against the law...




All RSDs would be under "house arrest" instead of choosing to work at home everyday like they do now.

 

[Anonymous]

What does our government replace waterboarding with as torture during interrogations?




Coxmo's breath in a jar.

Let's not forget the breath of Adam.

 

[Anonymous]

Let's not forget the breath of Adam.

If you're going to post on this thread, it is kindly requested that you play by the rules. Please phrase the above in the form of a joke, not a statement.

For example, "How does one find Adam at the NSM if one is blindfolded and has plugs in their ears?"



Use your nose.

 

[Anonymous]

How do you know if an RSD sucks?

Check the name badge and see if it says Terri Smith.

 

[Anonymous]

If you need to reach Terri Smith, where would be the first place you will look?

Up her supervisors ass.

 

[Anonymous]

If you need to reach Terri Smith, where would be the first place you will look?

Up her supervisors ass.

I like Terri

 

[Anonymous]

I like Terri

"I like Terri" is not a joke. Jokes only. Let me help you.

I like Terri when she and her orange hair turn into medusa at the slightest change to anything she's worked on.

 

[Anonymous]

Cathy Levy is so stupid she put lip stick on her forehead to make up her mind.



Bam!

 

[Anonymous]

Roy Williams is so dumb he couldn't pass a blood test.



Bam!

 

[Anonymous]

Terri Smith is so full of herself & her head got so big it showed up on radar.



Bam!

 

[Anonymous]

IT Dept. here. Cathy Lazy recently called in with computer problems. I asked her what windows she had open?


Her response, "What's wrong with you? It's 19 degrees outside. I don't have any windows open!"

 

[Anonymous]

How do you get Mark Gimbert to say yes to the new RSD job?

Pull Darren Ostemeyer's junk out of his mouth so he can talk.

 

[Anonymous]

I was walking with Coxmo to dinner at the FLM this week when I saw and dead bird and said, "Ugh, disgusting! Look at that dead bird."


Coxmo looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

 

[Anonymous]

This is a great joke...




T. Smith thinks she is attractive and a competent at being an RSD. Isn't that great!

 

[Anonymous]

Why did Roy's parents call him Roy?

Any name over 3 letters would get him confused.

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call an RSD that doesn't stand up for his people?

Roy