Is there another sales organization that in the middle of June still does not have their sales rankings for the year? This is just getting way out of hand.
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stfu. no one gives a rip about fake rankings. it doesnt matter. this company is dogshit
The only division that means anything in this god awful company...TT of course. With the inflated and unreachable quotas, terrible managers who know nothing and don’t leave their house cuz their too scared to even go toe-to-toe with a customer, incomprehensible backorders, and terrible culture.
yes there is a kind of company that doesn’t display rankings. The one who is going to sell off divisions. Same company who doesn’t give a shit about its employees:....know why? You will be gone or sold. Leave now and save yourself.
this place is horrible. How can they not figure out numbers? We’re in sales! The backorders are not getting any better. The ship is sinking faster than we thought.
think about how “well” your division is doing and ask yourself. If you’re not looking for a job, all of your coworkers are and beating you to he punch.
I’m outty!! Just got my formal offer letter today!! Think I’ll do some double dipping on these chumps though just soak em for all the lost time spent in this hell hole. Resignation shortly to follow. Deuces bilayer collagen and you can GAC on these nuts. 
What a shitshow this company is. HORRIBLE mgt. and a product line that’s going nowhere
No rankings, long tenured reps being let go across all divisions. Seems like there is something going on.Sell Sell Sell. Been in device a long time and the writing is on the wall. Why get rid of top reps with business who are making quota? Territories are losing market share across the board with no new products. This stinks the whole place up!!!!!
Paragon 28 just made an offer for the division. Announcement coming soon.
ya right!! They could not afford us. What division? Metal? We would buy them before they bought us. Not buying it
Nobody wants our whack ass metal portfolio. We should rename our division T-Rex XL cuz it’s as old as a dinosaur and about to be extinct.
Nah...more likely we'll just resurrect some golden oldies dinosaurs like the Kompressor and the B-BOP and return to dominating the market. I'm sure the trays are lurking in a dark corner somewhere waiting to be dug up. Add on midyear 20% price increase for skin and Integra is golden baby! Rawr.
Oh my damn, bringing it back old skool! Everything about this post is hilarious!! Maybe we can use Panta XL for anal fusion dynamization and pyrosphere for female to male gender reassignment. Price ourselves out of the market for collagen and we’ve got a bundle deal!
Millennials will never understand any of this.
Millennials will never understand any of this.