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If you call the day before Subway will make you one of those 6-foot long subs. Be careful driving it to the office though. My Fusion is so small I had about 18" of sammich hanging out of the rear windows on each side. Then it started raining. Then I sideswiped a Hell's Angel with a soggy giant sub, after which he crashed his scooter. Then I had like 50 Hell's Angels chase me all the way to the parking garage at the hospital, and I put it in reverse right after I entered, causing them to all back up and pop their tires on the spikes next to the DO NOT BACK UP - SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE sign. So I was able to do my lunch. It was great. On my way out I just rammed the Fusion off a 2nd-story ramp and through a short concrete wall, landing safely outside the garage, and the Hell's Angels never caught me!

So I'd say Subway. But make sure you call at least a day in advance.

Greatest. Post. Ever.

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