Optinose

[anonymous]

“We only sell high growth products.”....oh and we only employ “nice people”...should you believe either of those things, I have a bridge I can sell you ....

Peter

 

[anonymous]

I have bought the bridge and now I see the light.
Angry Dave

 

[anonymous]

Obviously, we have ONE enthusiastic user of our puffer...but what’s in it is OTC

 

[anonymous]

Obviously, we have ONE enthusiastic user of our puffer...but what’s in it is OTC

2021 are we toast?

 

[anonymous]

My home office contact informs me mid-december will be the restructuring.

 

[anonymous]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!!!

 

[anonymous]

My home office contact informs me mid-december will be the restructuring.

So what you are saying is that 7+ face to face calls per day won’t save our jobs? What about 10+? 12+? Is there a number that will save us?

 

[anonymous]

I do believe that ship has sailed.........

 

[anonymous]

If you can get your FTF calls higher than the average you will be spared. We are using metrics to make it fair. Perhaps 15+ to show you stand out from the crowd may work.

 

[anonymous]

Maybe, or, ya know...not

 

[anonymous]

My home office contact informs me mid-december will be the restructuring.

$1 says your ‘home office’ contact has figured out how to put keyboard cleaner in the puffer.

 

[anonymous]

If you are insinuating that bad news isn’t coming, you may want to get your hands on something to put in that puffer...you are going to need it......

 

[anonymous]

If you are insinuating that bad news isn’t coming, you may want to get your hands on something to put in that puffer...you are going to need it......

turning the puffer over to the wonder twin sales team?

 

[anonymous]

I have a sneaking suspicion that idiot in IT is massaging numbers along with anyone who will look twice at him

 

[anonymous]

I am Vlad that this nonsense will soon be coming to an end

 

[anonymous]

Top heavy, high SG&A. Low volume product. Something in the equation has to change.

 

[anonymous]

Right, cut the reps and go OTC dummy!

 

[anonymous]

Option 2....sell and then get rid of all the Nose peeps...sounds like a plan to me

 

[anonymous]

Option 3: drain all the cash and declare bankruptcy

 

[anonymous]

I thought that would have already happened by now. I suppose the fact that Peter is a polished liar is the only thing that has saved their collective asses.