Oncology reps are fed up

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Spent last night at the casino on St Martin. Wonderful time and profitable as well! Sailing to St Kitts this morning and then back to the mainline to secure Monday's sales. Onward and upward!
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I am out of bed early this morning traveling to a large breakfast with the Dir. Of Pharmaceutical Services at the Oncology Center. Will be offering an exclusive contract for our outstanding drug and freezing the competition.
 






anonymous said:
Spent last night at the casino on St Martin. Wonderful time and profitable as well! Sailing to St Kitts this morning and then back to the mainline to secure Monday's sales. Onward and upward!
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Arriving for my breakfast meeting with the Dir. Of Pharmacy to present the unique contract for our superb product. Another nail in the sales coffin!
 












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Happy to report the contract accepted and signed. First of its kind in the Nation, I am the best.
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Wednesday over the hump day. Offerings at the micro brewery for my very important clinic staff. The monthly get together drive access and production. Opens at 3pm and usually concludes by 7pm loved by all.
 






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Wednesday over the hump day. Offerings at the micro brewery for my very important clinic staff. The monthly get together drive access and production. Opens at 3pm and usually concludes by 7pm loved by all.
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Spending the day on the links with key customers and business partners. Customer Centric Selling at its best!
 












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Thursday is open to procuring very large bovine plates and martinis.
I so love the perks with success!
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Over the hump day being conducted at the CC with the Director of Oncology. No one has the ability to interact with the VIPs like me. That interaction produces the continuation or rewards/awards. Nomero Uno!!
 






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Over the hump day being conducted at the CC with the Director of Oncology. No one has the ability to interact with the VIPs like me. That interaction produces the continuation or rewards/awards. Nomero Uno!!
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Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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I welcome incompetent add ons to the group. Just like you and them just continues to elevate my distinguished elite status. And you might just wonder how that can be, a hint for the fool class I produce and yes I make very significant compensation and adulation.
I am the best and enjoy all the perks.
You are from the shot and beer class just stay there and vegetate!
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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I enjoy the jealousy and incompetent interplay. The more of you the better I am.
I reap the rewards and compensation due to the likes of you.the nonproductive and uneducated.
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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Jealousy and incompetence is grand. Keep it up!
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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Incompetence and jealousy on the string!
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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A mini turd floating in the bowl!
 






anonymous said:
Did the valet park your pos Subaru around back with the servants? Did they deny you club membership when they saw your target bonus is a wee over 36k? Did your manager also show up in a manager's sweet ride? Aka, same issued car as a rep, another Subie or perhaps a stripped down Altima. You see, oncology at Merck is the laughing stalk, pc sales with crappy comp and perks. The only country club you can afford is the 9 hole miniature golf kiddie course off the interstate. Ooooo, oncology sales rep at Smerck, ooooo. Keep thinking you are important as they add more Januvia pc reps to your team. Haha.
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A wayward mini mind roaming the backrooms!
 






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A wayward mini mind roaming the backrooms!
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Reply to yourself much? Folks, this proves oncology has no access, posting to themselves repeatedly. The days must be long for the schlep rep deli slinging onc crowd, sitting in your car driving around trying to find someone to talk to.

Don't fear, we here at hq feel for you and will be sending out an announcement mid October, 35% reduction in onc field staff. We realize key sells itself and deli slingers are a waste of $$. Ba bye
 






man oh man I thought life at Merck would be sweet as hell key sells itself. You know I heard over at Lilly they third partied Almita right before the triplet came out. What a bunch of goobers.
 






anonymous said:
Reply to yourself much? Folks, this proves oncology has no access, posting to themselves repeatedly. The days must be long for the schlep rep deli slinging onc crowd, sitting in your car driving around trying to find someone to talk to.

Don't fear, we here at hq feel for you and will be sending out an announcement mid October, 35% reduction in onc field staff. We realize key sells itself and deli slingers are a waste of $$. Ba bye
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A dickweed growing in the Swamp! Smell the ooze!!
 






anonymous said:
Reply to yourself much? Folks, this proves oncology has no access, posting to themselves repeatedly. The days must be long for the schlep rep deli slinging onc crowd, sitting in your car driving around trying to find someone to talk to.

Don't fear, we here at hq feel for you and will be sending out an announcement mid October, 35% reduction in onc field staff. We realize key sells itself and deli slingers are a waste of $$. Ba bye
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Long overdue.
 












Hate to be downsized but can't stand the primary care mentality, pods, and general disdain from the rest of the oncology world. This franchise is a joke to anyone serious about onc.
 






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