NSM vegas













No bagel boy/girl! We want you to show us “what good looks like” role playing! I can’t wait to watch the beads of sweat pop out on your forehead when you are asked to show us! You will shudder and awkwardly bumble through the vis aid and we will all be laughing at how stupid you look! You will sit at your little table dreading to be called on! I love it!
Damn you are a complete d!ckhead! You should Fug Off*
 


















I'll call H.R.
You can force it at a national meeting, but I bet H.R. would want a detailed explanation why you are forcing yourself on me during off-hours.
You’re salaried, asshole. There is no such thing as “off-hours.” You’re expected to work the reasonable hours it takes to effectively complete your job. Dinner falls within that purview. Good luck with your HR complaint, bitch.