NEW Trocar Platform

[Anonymous]

okay si who holds the patent o the flapper valve. Also tell us about the innerdyne trocar system and what it is called now

 

[Anonymous]

Really? You're just being stupid, you're telling me you have never had a trocar break during shipping that fall apart when being opened?

I'm saying if it happens, it rarely happens. Quit being an idiot and talk about something else that makes you sound intelligent.

 

[Anonymous]

I know more about all trocars then you could imagine, I'm the trocar reps worst nightmare.

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

 

[Anonymous]

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

I don't sell or represent any trocar...... I reprocess ALL of them!

 

[Anonymous]

Isn't it time for recess? What a bunch of juveniles..

 

[Anonymous]

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

I have been making a lot of money from the above issues. Thank you Covidien!!! Love your problematic trocar.

 

[Anonymous]

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

Thank you for sharing. I wasn't aware that we still have latex on our products.

 

[Anonymous]

When is the launch of the new trocar platform?

 

[Anonymous]

Dear Applied Troll,

If you had anything to do with the Covidien business, you wouldn't be asking such a stupid question. Please stop embarassing yourself, lift your knuckles off the ground as you walk, and try not to drool on anyone. Oh, and by the way, I'm sure you've noticed we're kicking your ass in the courtroom now as well as in the marketplace.

Sincerely,
Everyone from Covidien

 

[Anonymous]

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

Not to ruin a good story with facts, but...

- Balloon Tip Trocar - silicone balloon w/ latex encased within....represents 1% of sales revenue from the portfoilo. If you're concerned about material that is COMPLETELY shielded from touching the patient causing an issue with the small % of latex-sensitive individuals, use Applied's for that procedure. Will probably only cost $0.48/unit....though, you'll open three because of balloon breakage.

- Hassan and J&J - Redesigned, and no longer causes this issues. Hey, COV also make staplers, too....maybe you'd like to try theirs?

- Worst Seal - Redesigned, universal line features new cannulas and seals.

I don't even represent this line, but felt it necessary to give the 2014 perspective on facts based squarely in 2011.

 

[Anonymous]

It showed that you don't have any clue about trocar.

Three top reasons to why you avoid COV,
- the only trocar in the industry that still contain LATEX
- the only trocar that is incompatible with J&J's stapler
- the worst performing seal system

If you are still using one, think who is the idiot now.

Very important information. Thank you for sharing.

 

[Anonymous]

From what I have gathered Ethicon has started a new push to take away trocar business from Covidien accounts.

 

[Anonymous]

From what I have gathered Ethicon has started a new push to take away trocar business from Covidien accounts.

You're kidding?!?! You mean our competitor is trying to take away our business and grow their marketshare? No way! Wow, what a concept.

 

[Anonymous]

They are gaining share from us.

 

[Anonymous]

From what I have gathered Ethicon has started a new push to take away trocar business from Covidien accounts.

Brilliant observation! You should go into the consulting business!

 

[Anonymous]

From what I have gathered Ethicon has started a new push to take away trocar business from Covidien accounts.

It is happening in my region.

 

[Anonymous]

From what I have gathered Ethicon has started a new push to take away trocar business from Covidien accounts.

They are becoming more sophisticated

 

[Anonymous]

I didnt know companies still needed to pay reps dedicated to selling trocars. What is this? 1996?!?

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, it's run by a bunch of ex US Surgical guys

what device company isn't run by a bunch of ex-USSC guys?

They all are. Except the ones run by a bunch of ex-USSC guys and ex-JNJ guys.