My DM gave me a $10 gift card for Christmas



















Moron.

ok. You back people that are screwing you.
When they cut the bonuses and salary increases
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Get to management and it will benefit you. Loser.

Cool. I have been an under performer and complainer at the companies other posters have already mentioned. Who do I need to blow to get into management?

I’m dumb as rocks but can come up with cool games at meetings and blankly stare at people for hours without ever saying anything. Point me in the direction for a better future!
 






Cool. I have been an under performer and complainer at the companies other posters have already mentioned. Who do I need to blow to get into management?

I’m dumb as rocks but can come up with cool games at meetings and blankly stare at people for hours without ever saying anything. Point me in the direction for a better future!
Another who believes that stupidity reflects poorly on the idiot for whom they work. No, moron. It’s worse that no one believes that you are capable of making better decisions or outperforming an “idiot.” This is why no one allows pharma reps to think for themselves. It’s impossible that you can be this stupid.
 






Another who believes that stupidity reflects poorly on the idiot for whom they work. No, moron. It’s worse that no one believes that you are capable of making better decisions or outperforming an “idiot.” This is why no one allows pharma reps to think for themselves. It’s impossible that you can be this stupid.

actually pharma managers are the biggest laugh and financial burden of any role in pharma… to any dip shit manager out there please do share how you affect the bottom line with driving profits with with anything that you do in your useless job?
 






actually pharma managers are the biggest laugh and financial burden of any role in pharma… to any dip shit manager out there please do share how you affect the bottom line with driving profits with with anything that you do in your useless job?
pharma rep and dm go for the same position, DM takes it 90 times out of 100

You don’t sell anything.
Without a transaction there is no sale
You’re an overdressed lunch deliverer. Any idiot can recite a PI to people not listening to them. You have no transferable skills
 






Another who believes that stupidity reflects poorly on the idiot for whom they work. No, moron. It’s worse that no one believes that you are capable of making better decisions or outperforming an “idiot.” This is why no one allows pharma reps to think for themselves. It’s impossible that you can be this stupid.

What does that say for the DMs who continue to hire and bring these people over? Not sure who you are, but rest assured you’re just as meaningless as the rest of us in the big picture. You are not better or more skilled. And if you’re a DM, check your bitch ass as you reflect on your pharma journey. Somewhere along the way you rubbed elbows with the right person who had a soft spot for you. Very few people EARN shit in this industry. Look no further than the recent wave of incoming new hires who have been up their DMs ass for years.
 






pharma rep and dm go for the same position, DM takes it 90 times out of 100

You don’t sell anything.
Without a transaction there is no sale
You’re an overdressed lunch deliverer. Any idiot can recite a PI to people not listening to them. You have no transferable skills

DM=liability and overhead
Rep=revenue producer

And any idiot can approve an expense report and schedule field rides every 4 months. Remember that next time you fumble your way through a conference call sounding like an abject Neanderthal.
 






DM=liability and overhead
Rep=revenue producer

And any idiot can approve an expense report and schedule field rides every 4 months. Remember that next time you fumble your way through a conference call sounding like an abject Neanderthal.
Ok. What are your sales numbers? Units, contract terms, payment terms, rebates, WDA, and purchaser? Or shut the fuck up
 












STFU what a lame POS trying to flip the script. As a so called manager please do share how you drive results and contribute to the companies profitability? Mid level managers are the biggest drain on any pharma company cause they don’t contribute shit to the bottom line.
 






Cool. I have been an under performer and complainer at the companies other posters have already mentioned. Who do I need to blow to get into management?

I’m dumb as rocks but can come up with cool games at meetings and blankly stare at people for hours without ever saying anything. Point me in the direction for a better future!
Your management material!
 






STFU what a lame POS trying to flip the script. As a so called manager please do share how you drive results and contribute to the companies profitability? Mid level managers are the biggest drain on any pharma company cause they don’t contribute shit to the bottom line.


Exactly! DM are worthless and contribute shit !,

You could fire every single one and the numbers wouldn’t change

Its time to fire the DMs
 






STFU what a lame POS trying to flip the script. As a so called manager please do share how you drive results and contribute to the companies profitability? Mid level managers are the biggest drain on any pharma company cause they don’t contribute shit to the bottom line.
Like I thought. Your coffee-fetching-lunch-delivering-waiting-for-a-signature-ass can’t provide any of those answers. You’re pathetic. I’m not a DM, stupid. I want nothing to do with you idiots. I forecast and model. Try it moron. You wouldn’t last a week.
 






Like I thought. Your coffee-fetching-lunch-delivering-waiting-for-a-signature-ass can’t provide any of those answers. You’re pathetic. I’m not a DM, stupid. I want nothing to do with you idiots. I forecast and model. Try it moron. You wouldn’t last a week.

Forecast and model? Fucking nerd. You wouldn’t be able to ‘forecast and model’ without sales reps paying your salary through profitability. And you still don’t generate revenue in your role. You take orders and create reports to polish and give to upper management. There is ZERO creative latitude or thinking needed.
Sad thing is I’ve heard it all over the years from home office to DMs trashing sales reps. If it were easy as fetching lunch and bringing coffee, why do settle for a position that’s not as lucrative as a sales role? It’s probably because you have the personality of a floor tile with a fuck load of social awkwardness sprinkled on top. It’s best you sit behind your laptop (or work from home playing the COVID variant card so you can’t report to your office) while us lowly reps help cut your paycheck so you can buy a new gamer chair and jerk off. Maybe you should ‘model’ how you became such a cowardly twat in your adult life
 






Like I thought. Your coffee-fetching-lunch-delivering-waiting-for-a-signature-ass can’t provide any of those answers. You’re pathetic. I’m not a DM, stupid. I want nothing to do with you idiots. I forecast and model. Try it moron. You wouldn’t last a week.

and then your mommy came down to her basement and woke your sorry delusional ass up to give you your meds. Dumb ass
 






and then your mommy came down to her basement and woke your sorry delusional ass up to give you your meds. Dumb ass
Moron response typical of an idiotic pharma rep. You’re reaching with your juvenile knuckle-dragging replies, because you can’t refute any of the facts. You’re entertainment, like a clown at a children’s birthday party. I proved my point. Good luck, Jerky Boys.