Mike Johnson Promoted?



















This is funny I was thinking the same thing as I picked up my phone the other day. I just began to laugh! Who is that character that kisses Mr. Burns ass on "The Simpsons" that is Mikey for ya.
 
























How is Mike a step up from the past? Read this whole thing! Since day one at Warner Chilcott they have boasted about perform and you can get promoted. Mike has been in near last place since his arrival. He had a good six months but that was after reorganizing the territories and still moving back in the rankings!!
 
























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I do not get it. Mike seems like a hard working guy. A little up tight. Maybe a little to conservative but overall a good guy!

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Thanks for the input Mike. Hard working is not reading Cafe Pharma all day.
 












How did he get promoted? No one really seams to know. It is kind of like the movie "Office Space". He did pretty much nothing. Made enemies! Covered his ass for a living at WC and he gets promoted and above all else performed badly.
 












At very least, someone should tell him not to use the word "Irregardless." This is not a word....the word is regardless. When in upper management, managers should use proper diction.
 






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At very least, someone should tell him not to use the word "Irregardless." This is not a word....the word is regardless. When in upper management, managers should use proper diction.

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If you're going to make a comment, at least check your sources first. Irregardless is a word....Look it up in the dictionary. But, perhaps you're so ignorant that you don't know how to use one.
 












According to Webster's it is not a word. And I could not agree more with this Mike Johnson topic. He is retarded and gives me confidence that if a dipshit like Mike can be promoted than I have a chance. Maybe I need to blow Dave first though!
 






This is so funny..everyone in our district including our mgr laughs at this guy. I am new but just too many things at warner chilcott do not make sense and Mike is one of them.