Main Lobby Sofa Staining!

[Anonymous]

Hey Stanley Steemer dudes are carpet experts. Are they really equipped to take on our severely stained main lobby sofas?

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, yes they can !

 

[Anonymous]

Whassssssup ?

 

[Anonymous]

Clean up ! Aisle main lobby ! Bring mops and sponges.

 

[Anonymous]

Can't we get our arms, legs , and butts around this chronic problem?

 

[Anonymous]

Can't we get our arms, legs , and butts around this chronic problem?

What is the problem you are having? If you identify specific problem in a clear comprehensive way instead of with enuendos then maybe your problem can be solved.
Otherwise you are just a strange fortune cookie.

 

[Anonymous]

Actually calling me a strange fortune cookie is the nicest name I've ever been called. I love you !

 

[Anonymous]

Back at you dude. The love is mutual !

 

[Anonymous]

Can we scotch guard the fabric or is it too late?

 

[Anonymous]

Have our top leadership taken the advice of HR and wear Depends. Seems they are not complying !

 

[Anonymous]

Brethren,we got to get this fixed, immediately if not sooner.

signed,

company chaplain

 

[Anonymous]

We have a company chaplain ?

 

[Anonymous]

We have a company chaplain ?

People think HR is the company chaplain. In reality HR is more like the company Gestapo. Confessions made to HR will only get put in your file and you will be black balled for future promotions and targeted in the next layoff.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes , and that's our code phrase for "main lobby sofa staining'! You people are finally getting the code!!!!!! HR is what you claim and worse.

 

[Anonymous]

On the Board's agenda next month.

 

[Anonymous]

why the wait?

 

[Anonymous]

why the wait?

Our sofas, as should All furniture, be covered with nice plastic cover slip covers. Holes may

develop in the plastic and as they do the sofas can then be covered with old blankets
brought from home by our employees. Cost effective and functionally effective!!! Doors everyone agree?

 

[Anonymous]

Our sofas, as should All furniture, be covered with nice plastic cover slip covers. Holes may

develop in the plastic and as they do the sofas can then be covered with old blankets
brought from home by our employees. Cost effective and functionally effective!!! Doors everyone agree?

The best thing to do is to have waste management take the sofas away and start again with new age furniture. Sofas like station wagons are old products that have lost their appeal.

The Eurostyle Leonardo 2 Loveseat in Black Leather and Chrome offers the same function and convenience as its “big brother” for those who live in smaller accommodations.

The Fabulosa 2000 bean bag chair is another alternative. Carefully handcrafted using the highest quality beans and Brazilian leather. The leather is soft, supple and of the highest grade available. The leather is produced exclusively for high-end luxury bean bag products.

 

[Anonymous]

You people are retarded and have far to much time in your hands

 

[Anonymous]

Is it possible that we go back to the future and have the sofas covered in microfibers!