Main Lobby Sofa Staining!

[Anonymous]

they also suffer from irritable bile syndrome, those lackies!

 

[Anonymous]

How does one come to know all this stuff?

 

[Anonymous]

Snuffi is not looking to buy us!

 

[Anonymous]

I believe the sofa were stained by the recent visit of some Phizer and Merck jerks.

 

[Anonymous]

Actually the stains were left behind by our recent Board of Directors! What slouches.

 

[Anonymous]

Not so much the Board members but their wives.

 

[Anonymous]

Staining has now moved into the HR holding cells.!

 

[Anonymous]

Our HR department is more nazi like as each work week progresses! What is going on with these bitches?

 

[Anonymous]

Too much estrogen. It's killing us all!

 

[Anonymous]

thank goodness for super maxipads!

 

[Anonymous]

Over half of the law suits are sofa staining activities caught on security cameras in the main lobby. Embarassing, isn't it!

 

[Anonymous]

It truly, truly is.

 

[Anonymous]

What's the difference between a lawsuit and a zootsuit?

 

[Anonymous]

there is little difference.

 

[Anonymous]

But there is some difference, right?

 

[Anonymous]

Noticeable but you'll strain your eyes in poor lighting.

 

[Anonymous]

It's not embarrassing enough that our executive leadership has stained our sofas but more and more reports are coming back to us that indicate our leadership has stained the sofas of many of our partners, the FDA, and Congress! Will we never learn ?

 

[Anonymous]

Can"t we have maintenance cover every sofa in heavy pvc or Press-N-Seal ?

 

[Anonymous]

It's the very least they could do!

 

[Anonymous]

Poppy was sloppy?