Thank you master!
Could I sit on your lap on Monday? I'm feeling kind of down with all this rainy weather.
I'm hoping for some prime rib soon.
JJ
Junkyard Joe
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Thank you master!
Could I sit on your lap on Monday? I'm feeling kind of down with all this rainy weather.
I'm hoping for some prime rib soon.
JJ
Junkyard, drive hard the forced ranking next week. We need to downsize.
Junkie my puppy dog:
We have to take you to the dog house ! Kenny overpaid for Cubist ! Did you read about the cheesy patents in the Dog Street Journal. You promised me that this was the real deal - this was French dip and T-bones and Rupert's home-made apple pie (with ice cream) in one deal. Bad dog ! Bad dog ! You know better after the Tularik deal at Amgen. I still love you, bad dog ! There is a special slice of Rupert's home-made apple pie on your desk. Let's do another deal
RMP
Junkie my puppy dog:
We have to take you to the dog house ! Kenny overpaid for Cubist ! Did you read about the cheesy patents in the Dog Street Journal. You promised me that this was the real deal - this was French dip and T-bones and Rupert's home-made apple pie (with ice cream) in one deal. Bad dog ! Bad dog ! You know better after the Tularik deal at Amgen. I still love you, bad dog ! There is a special slice of Rupert's home-made apple pie on your desk. Let's do another deal
RMP
RMP,
I so sorry for this. Can you talk to Kenny and make it better? It was entirely my fault! How was I supposed to know what a patent is? I'm just a scientist! I think you should tell Kenny to sell animal health so we can use that money to find a new deal.
Yours truly,
JJ
Good old Giuseppi Panegasser. He was the one and only, the original Junkyard Joe at Merck. He can't possibly still be stirring at Merck. Good old joltin Joe P. Giuseppe gave crystal clear meaning to keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. Oh, maybe you are referring to Giuseppe JR. Don't know anything about the dude but suspect he was a real nob. I can imagine he gave crystal clear meaning to the apple not falling far from the tree. Some real stank here.
Joe knows nothing! He sucks just like he did at Amgen!
There is only only one Junkyard Joe - forget about Guido Giuseppi. The real JJ is a mid west Irish pit bull. A loyal dog that will guard the Merck pipeline ! That's my boy !! Go get 'em JJ !
He sure sucked at Amgen. Was retired in position for the last five years...
Does JJ still give out knob jobs? He was notorious for this at Amgen. When perlmutter left joe looked as if he wanted to kill himself!
Yawn....If Joe was going to do something he would have done it. Status quo it will be. It was nice to believe a shake up was in the works, but I think its clear this junkyard dog has lost his balls.
Seems unlikely he will stay awake long enough at a time to accomplish anything
Junkyard was devastated when his master was ejected from Amgen. He was left alone at the hands of Amgen HR until he finally begged his master for another job !
The California dream team! Why does Perlmutter always have this stupid look on his face?
That's why his nickname at Amgen was "Pervmutter".
Maybe because he hired his incompetence pal Junkyard Joe for the third time. Stupid is as stupid does...apologies to Forrest Gump !
Junkyard Joe is clueless....his pipeline "children" from Amgen failed. In his oft quoted nob job speech..."not all the kids can go to college...." Junkyard, the kids you selected from your pipeline were the dumbest in the class....Junkyard left the best kids on the shelf.....
Smoothmutter...so smooth, so out of touch, never walked the labs, never talked to the scientists...talked the talk...could not walk the walk....hired the incompetent Junkyard Joe as his face..
This is getting kind of boring. Perlmutter has come to Merck at the right time. He will look great which is all he cares about. Has he contributed anything ? No, but he was here at the right time. He took the chance with PD-1 and he had nothing to lose. OK, he did lose some VP's, but who cares about VP's losing their job's ?
Joe Miletisch is just Roger's jerk off. Roger needs somebody to hold the line while he enjoy's the honor's of what everyone else did before him. JJ will keep quiet because that is simply what he knows how to do. Two years down the line they (Roger & JJ) will both retire with the honors of having rescued MRL.
Please, no more comments or jokes about Jerkoff Joe. Let him rest in his retirement. Actually, he looks like somebody just coming out of 5 years retirement. What you see is what you get.