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anonymous said:
Paul! I heard you are teaching at Princeton. My master took me to Santa Barbara last week so I haven't been around. I've been chaising frisbee and balls all week.

JJ
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I love the beach in Santa Barbara. Make sure you stop by Lucky's in Montecito. Sunday night is prime rib night and there will be some tasty bones for you master to take home for you.
 


















Master:

Can we go to the Canary Hotel in Santa Barbara, please ? It is dog friendly. It has a rooftop pool. It has prime rib on Sunday nights, with bones to spare. It is close to Montecito. Please master....

JJ
 












Junkyard Joe said:
Master:

Can we go to the Canary Hotel in Santa Barbara, please ? It is dog friendly. It has a rooftop pool. It has prime rib on Sunday nights, with bones to spare. It is close to Montecito. Please master....

JJ
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JJ,

Anything for you. The slow roasted prime rib is an excellent choice! The meat is so tender, I'll be able to take out my teeth.

We may have to meet up with Sean. Sean has desperately asked for some pointers on how to run amgen research.

RMP
 






Master:

I heard that it is hot in California. Can we go to Lucky's, please. You can invite Sean...you can teach him R+D while I listen to your every word...please master !

JJ
 












anonymous said:
I love JJ... I love RMP!

Guy
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Guy:

It is great to have you on the team. We are pleased to see that you are kissing up already - that served you so well at Amgen.

At Merck, we expect great science from our leaders..well, maybe not all of them. You never impressed me with your science...just keep kissing up, keep up the great PPT presentations and do as Junkyard tells you...

RMP
 






anonymous said:
Guy:

It is great to have you on the team. We are pleased to see that you are kissing up already - that served you so well at Amgen.

At Merck, we expect great science from our leaders..well, maybe not all of them. You never impressed me with your science...just keep kissing up, keep up the great PPT presentations and do as Junkyard tells you...

RMP
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Guy,

It's true! Look at me for as an example. All you need to do is kiss up to have a job here.

Rich
 






Rich:

You are truly the Masterdebator - your control of your domain is masterful.

Please can you mentor me. I need to impress RMP despite the absence of a single scientific thought in my head. Hoodwinking JJ with a few PPT slides and laughing at my own jokes was easy. How do I suck up to RMP ?

Guy
 






anonymous said:
Rich:

You are truly the Masterdebator - your control of your domain is masterful.

Please can you mentor me. I need to impress RMP despite the absence of a single scientific thought in my head. Hoodwinking JJ with a few PPT slides and laughing at my own jokes was easy. How do I suck up to RMP ?

Guy
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Guy,

Kissing up to Roger is easy. All you have to do is to agree with him and to be submissive at all times. Whenever Roger gives a command, you must obey. RMP has been leaving buttered crumpets and cream tea on my desk these days. The kissing up is really working!

Rich
 


















anonymous said:
Hasn't done a damn thing. Nothing, nada, zip. Junkyard Joke. All bark and no teeth.
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Well, he did hire his good buddy Gay Padbury. Back at Amgen, Guy would walk around B30 laughing at his own jokes. That was all he good do as he knew little about science. We are so happy to have a scientist in charge in PKDM, again.
 












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