Motivational poem of the day
An MBA case epic,
for all of history.
Why Ilumya can not sell,
not much a mystery.
It should work well on scaly skin,
and plaque so hard to heal.
With specificity no one’s matched,
and reps who came with zeal.
SUN spent some coin on DTC,
and goes to all the shows.
But then the matter of the HUB,
a truth that really blows.
A hundred times they’ve fixed it,
works perfect they all say.
But when the patients need HUB help,
more than a month’s delay.
Oh, Merck Tildra data,
PASI less than all the rest.
Step in Mumbai wisdom,
price it higher than the best.
So do reps keep on pushing,
worthless scripts into the HUB?
Or do we stop and call it quits,
at noon inside a pub?
My manager is on the line,
It’s time to tell her this.
I’m finally leaving Abhay’s SUN,
my ass is his to kiss.