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Doing speaker programs! Paying some a hole 16 hundred bucks to do the company blue slides and reserving the room for 25 people and 2 or 3 old broke dick retired docs show up. One with his nurse --- wink wink. So we get to get 20 filets to go!!!! Wonder why seroquel costs so much???????
 
















LMAO at all these posts of what you'll miss. I'll miss Hawaii, Toronto. Other large meetings. Standing in my hotel room looking in the mirror after I pop some Xanax. Checking my "business casual" thinking to myself, can I keep my mouth shut? Can I get through the swamp of total butt sludge? Can I keep my sanity? Can I keep my eyes off my partner's ass and boobs? Will there be coke or pepsi during the break? Are the DSMs doing lines of coke off an RSD's butt in the middle of the night? Are other reps standing there looking at themselves wondering the same things? How quickly can I get out of general session and avoid the mobs? I don't know. In order to not lose my mind totally I'd look at my name backwards, and that was the name (at least in my mind) of the happy, eager, attentive (well Xanaxed) rep everyone saw during meetings, my alter ego. Some strippers say they take on an alter ego when working, kinda the same for me....except my name wasn't "Daisy." lol Where's a good old Dine and Dash when a brother needs one!?
 




Anonymous said:
Funny. This was where we learned to "Take A Stand". Like that is allowed in this company.
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So true. Just like "Patient Health First."

There has to be a name in logic analysis for this tactic, like a Canard or something. Claim the exact utter opposite is the truth, like a bank robber making commercials for charitable donations. Fucking complete lies on the part of the people in charge of this falsehood of a company.
 




Anonymous said:
LMAO at all these posts of what you'll miss. I'll miss Hawaii, Toronto. Other large meetings. Standing in my hotel room looking in the mirror after I pop some Xanax. Checking my "business casual" thinking to myself, can I keep my mouth shut? Can I get through the swamp of total butt sludge? Can I keep my sanity? Can I keep my eyes off my partner's ass and boobs? Will there be coke or pepsi during the break? Are the DSMs doing lines of coke off an RSD's butt in the middle of the night? Are other reps standing there looking at themselves wondering the same things? How quickly can I get out of general session and avoid the mobs? I don't know. In order to not lose my mind totally I'd look at my name backwards, and that was the name (at least in my mind) of the happy, eager, attentive (well Xanaxed) rep everyone saw during meetings, my alter ego. Some strippers say they take on an alter ego when working, kinda the same for me....except my name wasn't "Daisy." lol Where's a good old Dine and Dash when a brother needs one!?
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Thank you. I could have easily written that, too.
 




Anonymous said:
LMAO at all these posts of what you'll miss. I'll miss Hawaii, Toronto. Other large meetings. Standing in my hotel room looking in the mirror after I pop some Xanax. Checking my "business casual" thinking to myself, can I keep my mouth shut? Can I get through the swamp of total butt sludge? Can I keep my sanity? Can I keep my eyes off my partner's ass and boobs? Will there be coke or pepsi during the break? Are the DSMs doing lines of coke off an RSD's butt in the middle of the night? Are other reps standing there looking at themselves wondering the same things? How quickly can I get out of general session and avoid the mobs? I don't know. In order to not lose my mind totally I'd look at my name backwards, and that was the name (at least in my mind) of the happy, eager, attentive (well Xanaxed) rep everyone saw during meetings, my alter ego. Some strippers say they take on an alter ego when working, kinda the same for me....except my name wasn't "Daisy." lol Where's a good old Dine and Dash when a brother needs one!?
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All I got to partake in was Anaheim and Dallas but they were fun. I'll miss hitting the Asian massage across the street from the hotel. Man they had a dime in there.
 




Anonymous said:
LMAO at all these posts of what you'll miss. I'll miss Hawaii, Toronto. Other large meetings. Standing in my hotel room looking in the mirror after I pop some Xanax. Checking my "business casual" thinking to myself, can I keep my mouth shut? Can I get through the swamp of total butt sludge? Can I keep my sanity? Can I keep my eyes off my partner's ass and boobs? Will there be coke or pepsi during the break? Are the DSMs doing lines of coke off an RSD's butt in the middle of the night? Are other reps standing there looking at themselves wondering the same things? How quickly can I get out of general session and avoid the mobs? I don't know. In order to not lose my mind totally I'd look at my name backwards, and that was the name (at least in my mind) of the happy, eager, attentive (well Xanaxed) rep everyone saw during meetings, my alter ego. Some strippers say they take on an alter ego when working, kinda the same for me....except my name wasn't "Daisy." lol Where's a good old Dine and Dash when a brother needs one!?
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Good post. Funny, a surprising amount of reps use Xanax. Wish I had found out about it earlier. It would have lessened the anxiety a few notches.
 




Agreed. The Xanax kept me from expressing my total dismay about the direction of the industry and the company. Just think about it, all this stims from the business models that were employed in the 90's. We all knew that these huge sales forces and the call frequency was killing our relationships with providers and we told our managers consistently that there was going to be a price to pay. A decade later, senior management declares that our business model need to change......really?
 








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Yet the person who signed off on that mess and cost the company tens of thousands of dollars is still employed and screwing up everything that he touches.
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Really?? Who was it? How was that not a fireable offense? The cost to produce it, to ship it, and the lost time for reps to have to travel back to offices to retrieve them? It must have been a fortune! Not to mention the priceless cost of having to explain to an office how the marketing team for our migraine product DOESN'T KNOW HOW to spell MIGRAINE???

I have a doc in my territory who refused to give it back and he points it out to everyone in his office as an example of what type of tools the hire at pharmaceutical companies.

the person shouldn't have been fired...they should have immediately walked out on their own due to embarrassment!!

But then again this is AZ.....Monument to the STUPID!!
 




I miss all the people who had the courage in upper management to stand up for what was right and not be some coward who let us all become trained monkeys who can't think or understand our products and tailor real conversations to the customer's need

looking from afar it's like being a prostitute, you are taking money and selling your body (not mind) to promote medications that can help people who take them. unfortunately you are overpaid and the pimp (CEO and board) are starting to recognize this and letting people figure out their next career

one would say that the next step is therapy as AZ does nothing but break you of your soul and self worth
 




Anonymous said:
I miss all the people who had the courage in upper management to stand up for what was right and not be some coward who let us all become trained monkeys who can't think or understand our products and tailor real conversations to the customer's need

looking from afar it's like being a prostitute, you are taking money and selling your body (not mind) to promote medications that can help people who take them. unfortunately you are overpaid and the pimp (CEO and board) are starting to recognize this and letting people figure out their next career

one would say that the next step is therapy as AZ does nothing but break you of your soul and self worth
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You must be Zeneca legacy (fantasy). Never was there a one who met the condition you missed in paragraph #1 above at AZ. Bildman fired any dissenters.

As for your soul, that is ultimately your responsibility. If you've sold it, it's up to you to get it back.
 




I will miss taking the day off without asking for it because I have a copy of my docs signatures and can forge signatures while I create fake calls during the day. In between I can run errands, garden do laundry and watch Judge Alex.
 




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