I WILL MISS _____ THE MOST

[Anonymous]

Driving home @ 2:00 for a 4:00 teleconference, that takes 15 minutes and tells us ZIP!

 

[Anonymous]

Running to and fro looking for receipts, sign in sheets, going online for ezpass tolls, and adding all the names for access meals, while drinking heavily to make doing AZER more tolerable.

 

[Anonymous]

Saturday Fed X delivery of useless material

 

[Anonymous]

Sharing my bullshit success stories on voice mail in a peppy cheery voice at 11am in the morning from my living room.

 

[Anonymous]

Useless pod meetings.

 

[Anonymous]

Watching my manager struggle to do a detail for one of my docs......trying not to laugh or throw up while watching his dumb ass. Then him asking me how did he do when we get back to the car.

You know who your are.

 

[Anonymous]

Well doctor how does that sound? Will you write Symbicrap for your next 25 pts?

 

[Anonymous]

I will miss Mike Tilton's voice and emails to the field.


Wait - he didn't send ONE SINGLE message in my two+ years. Who is he?

 

[Anonymous]

Driving and tapping TSI at the same time.

 

[Anonymous]

Driving and tapping TSI at the same time.

lol. soooooo right on.

 

[Anonymous]

Free car, free gas

 

[Anonymous]

Free car, free gas

well, almost free. remember, the pss's pay 180/month dsm,rsd do not

 

[Anonymous]

The free sodas and juices at the Chesterbrook, PA Business Center! Woo Hoo!!

Other than THAT...I won't miss a damn thing! My DM, RSD, and Counterparts were ALL smacked asses!

 

[Anonymous]

the 2 days in a row field days...

 

[Anonymous]

the 2 days in a row field days...

Ugh! those are PAINFUL no matter what pharma company you work for!

 

[Anonymous]

the roflmao moments when my old partner entered calls on an office that burned to the ground 2 years ago.

Wish I could hear that CSA conversation with my old p. What? there is no building there? Oh crap!!

 

[Anonymous]

Driving up to a high decile office that doesnt see reps, take samples, or do lunches and logging a call once a week.

 

[Anonymous]

watching the fat analysts pig out on crocodile catering and complain how they just can't lose weight

 

[Anonymous]

the unethical DSMs

 

[Anonymous]

Padding calls to make sure I didn't get on any lists ...and trying to keep up with some in the district who were padding to the point of the ridiculous.