I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

[anonymous]

For Halloween I drop a pancake in the kiddies bag, they will understand when they are older.

 

[anonymous]

is it true that crepe eaters also golf left handed?!?!

 

[anonymous]

is it true that crepe eaters also golf left handed?!?!

That's not all they do with the left hand!

 

[anonymous]

Bring pancakes to your Christmas family dinner, you will bring joy to all.

 

[anonymous]

I kissed a stack of pancakes at midnight, now I have a sore on my lip. Any connection?

 

[anonymous]

The Big Game will present a segment during halftime promoting TPPL, The Pancake People Lifestyle. It is about time we are recognized as an important part of the community! I urge everyone to whip up a stack and enjoy the pleasure of the delicious round cake on Sunday. You may change teams, we welcome all, except former crepe eaters.

 

[anonymous]

Another pancake jumped off the stack, when will IT management realize one day they will be left with nothing but a sticky plate.

 

[anonymous]

For Easter I recommend to put peep on top of your holiday stack. Sticky and sweet. It doesn't get any better!

 

[anonymous]

What's up pancake lovers!

 

[anonymous]

The pancake factory was forced to shutdown for a few months due to bacteria strains found on outdated equipment and only a few deaths but no genetic sequences have been traced back thanks to paying off FDA officials and falsifying some QA reports. Grand reopening soon provided pesky “climate change” doesn’t get in the way.

 

[anonymous]

These pancakes they are flying in from around the world taste funny.

 

[anonymous]

Thin and crispy,
Light and fluffy,
Tall and wobbly,
Stacked and chunky,
You’re just right.

Maple-syrup drizzled,
Strawberry covered,
Nutella smothered,
Sugar powdered,
You’re just right.

 

[anonymous]

Thin and crispy,
Light and fluffy,
Tall and wobbly,
Stacked and chunky,
You’re just right.

Maple-syrup drizzled,
Strawberry covered,
Nutella smothered,
Sugar powdered,
You’re just right.

Then your blood sugar goes to 300 and you need to get a Libre 3.

 

[anonymous]

That was beautiful! A tear drop landed on my stack.

 

[anonymous]

Celebrate fall with pumpkin spice pancakes! Pumpkin spice was also the chubby Spice Girl.

 

[anonymous]

If you leave Santa a plate of pancakes and it goes untouched, BEWARE, he is going John Wick on you, there is no escape.

 

[anonymous]

Who got pancakes for Christmas? Come on people fess up!

 

[anonymous]

I did! It was the biggest and juiciest stack ever. Stuck my fork right in and went to town! Best Christmas EVER!

 

[anonymous]

Those dirty rats! I found a pink slip tucked in my stack o griddle cakes! What a waste of syrup.

 

[anonymous]

Big news on YamJam! Severance packages will be paid in pancakes. Much better hedge against inflation. BYOP, Bring your own plate.