I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

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Organizing a March through Abbott Park this Friday. #pancakepower all are welcome. All we ask is that you show your commitment by wearing a large pancake on your head. This will demonstrate to our oppressors we are strong and will no longer tolerate unwanted buttering of the stack.
 




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Organizing a March through Abbott Park this Friday. #pancakepower all are welcome. All we ask is that you show your commitment by wearing a large pancake on your head. This will demonstrate to our oppressors we are strong and will no longer tolerate unwanted buttering of the stack.
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I'll be there wearing my waffle hat.
 
















E.F. Hutton tells me to put all the 401k in PNCK. It's a penny stock today but is set to take off like a rocket. The C-suite is a group of anti-wafflers like no other. Get in early or get left behind!
 








Everyone has done a great job, next phase of the pancake reopening is coming soon. You will be allowed 2 pancakes on the stack and 50% more syrup. But sadly Mrs. Butterworth is gone for good. RIP
 








The PNC begins tonight! The Pancake National Convention will kick off tonight at Abbott Park with keynote speechs from many prominent pancake professionals. The real fun begins afterwards at the closed party when the syrup and butter comes out. We may have a chance at the Presidency this time, I have a good feeling.
 








The PNC will be a real hum-dinger tonight I tells You! A special endorsement is on deck from The Waffle coalition and the Crepe Union pledges their support. Get out your fork and pile em high, we are taking back The White House and will promptly rename it IHOP.
 








Tonight the PNC will proudly present the Vice Presidential candidate-Biz Quick! They will present their plan for a utopian society where pamcakes are free for everyone and the syrup is never ending. This will definitely ensure a Pancake Party victory!
PAGA- Pancakes Are Great Always!
 








Tonight is the grand finale at the PNC, not to be missed! Our candidate will accept the nomination for Grand Poohbah of Pancakes. They will lay out their master plan to end the oppressive tyranny of the incumbent waffle and usher in a new era where everyone will receive a fair and universal ration of pancakes and sausages. PAGA!
 








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