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Which function?Singapore
Which function?Singapore
Conjuction junction, what’s your function?Which function?
Good one…seriously. That’s gold!F(x)=axe-you lol
What are the results?Credo survey results released today. What a fucking pack of lies.
All is good…said the captain of the Titanic.What are the results?
Duh, did you click on the link, Idiot? It is a confirmation, Einstein.Duh…they ended it 3 weeks ago Einstein.
It was a 3 week old article…thus the duh, you fucking moron. I think we had all gotten what was going on by then. Well, most of us, I guess.Duh, did you click on the link, Idiot? It is a confirmation, Einstein.
I hope you are one of the people laid off. I cannot believe that J&J hires such nasty sales idiots. Or maybe you are just an outside troll. Go masturbate yourself. That’s what sales guys do.It was a 3 week old article…thus the duh, you fucking moron. I think we had all gotten what was going on by then. Well, most of us, I guess.
Best gig ever! Getting paid to sleep.Exactly so your tracker will say you are on site and working, when you are not working. Cut 2/3 of Sales Force with zero impact.
I guess, cut 9/10 of the JoaquinBest gig ever! Getting paid to sleep.
Yes but the shaft was etched with that sexy new J&J branding so there...Just found this post. Usually I come to this board and it's craptastic trolling but I scrolled through this entire thread and found a lot of true information about how the process works and how long it takes. Best of luck to all of the folks reading this board who were impacted in this round. It is gut-wrenching when it happens to you and you feel like you did everything right and put up with all of their BS and nonsense and politics year after year. Late nights, missed weekends. High performer. The inane trainings. The forced volunteerism. Badging into an office several days a week when you're far more productive without the distractions and commute. One job-justifying presentation after another to this leader and the next one. And in the end, none of that mattered. You still got the shaft.
Thankfully, I wasn't impacted this time. But I've been on both sides of it in recent times and I expect my job will be cut in the next 12-18 months when they do another round.
There is always another round later that comes after a major round like this one. It may not be both sectors/corporate and it will be much smaller, but it will come in late 2025 or mid-2026.
They can't help themselves.
As they line their pockets with gigantic stock bonuses year after year (Alex Gorsky left with 0.5B in stock), depressing the value of the stock further, they can't make the numbers work for increasing GP (gross profit) any other way than to cut discretionary budget and headcount to offset the losses that are coming. Stelara is the major one, but the Talc litigation is still not solved.
No one on Wall Street is buying what JD is selling because the numbers don't work and all the analysts and business media know it.
Go read the Q3 earnings call transcript from Oct 15. There is not a single word in it about reorganization, reduction-in-force, or layoffs. JT did do her traditional shout-out to all of her employees around the world, but failed to mention the several thousand of them who were suddenly time-limited at the company.
Whoever this is knows a thing or two about a thing or two...Comms date for Medtech is Oct 23
Expecting some MedTech posts tomorrow thenWhoever this is knows a thing or two about a thing or two...
Nope, still working and hoping that whoever employs you finds out what an idiot you are. Try again.I hope you are one of the people laid off. I cannot believe that J&J hires such nasty sales idiots. Or maybe you are just an outside troll. Go masturbate yourself. That’s what sales guys do.
it's correct.Whoever this is knows a thing or two about a thing or two...
Have you been notified? What’s the impact in MedTech?it's correct.
looks like about 200 in Cincinnati, according to Fishbowl and Thelayoff.com. Notices today for Vision and RAD and I guess Endomech?Have you been notified? What’s the impact in MedTech?
Lye flat drivers seats in the company sales chuck wagon chariot really made it sweet to sleep the mid day away in clinic, malls, truck stop, hospital parking lot.Best gig ever! Getting paid to sleep.