How to "Really" get hired by WC

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First act like an intense type A crazy personality. That means a used car salesperson or door to door vacuum salesman who barges into your living room and won't take no for an answer. Tell them you do not follow rules and will always push the limits. This will get their attention.

Then tell them that you are willing and able to be away from home 3 nights every week to do "med eds". These are really thinly veiled bribes to get doctors, their wives, and any staff members who will tag along, out of the office for an expensive dinner. Follow up this dinner by using your budget to buy gift cards and thank them for their help. Don't worry about getting busted. No one checks on expenses as long as the numbers are good.

Make sure they know that after you put the hard sell on docs, you are willing to stick IMS data in their faces and demand to know why the f*ck they are lying to you about their prescribing habits in the words of motivating RD, MM. This is what they call the "business discussion" at WC. Better known as unethical at most companies and a violation of their contracts with IMS. Act like you already do this.

Prepare to get kicked around by your DM like a soccer ball. Yes a soccer ball. In the words of super motivating RD, Lenny, your DM should run behind and give you gentle kick in the rear after you've lost momentum. Once you get kicked enough you will either move the business forward or they will purchase another "soccer ball". Prepare to become a sweat shop employee.

Tell them you love a performance based culture. This means that you are motivated by greed. You want money, money, and more money! It also means you are motivated by keeping a job. You will always be in fear of losing your job here. One the physician level NRx numbers slow down you are toast. Yes, unreliable, small sample size, highly volatile individual doctor numbers.

Tell them that managed care is not a barrier and you can sell through anything. Tell them their soon to be useless "pay no more that $24 or $50 credit cards" are brilliant and you can't understand how anyone could not grow their business with these great tools.

Tell them you did not fit in big pharma because they are a bunce of idiots who only work in pods.

This should help you get your foot in the door.
 












First act like an intense type A crazy personality. That means a used car salesperson or door to door vacuum salesman who barges into your living room and won't take no for an answer. Tell them you do not follow rules and will always push the limits. This will get their attention.

Then tell them that you are willing and able to be away from home 3 nights every week to do "med eds". These are really thinly veiled bribes to get doctors, their wives, and any staff members who will tag along, out of the office for an expensive dinner. Follow up this dinner by using your budget to buy gift cards and thank them for their help. Don't worry about getting busted. No one checks on expenses as long as the numbers are good.

Make sure they know that after you put the hard sell on docs, you are willing to stick IMS data in their faces and demand to know why the f*ck they are lying to you about their prescribing habits in the words of motivating RD, MM. This is what they call the "business discussion" at WC. Better known as unethical at most companies and a violation of their contracts with IMS. Act like you already do this.

Prepare to get kicked around by your DM like a soccer ball. Yes a soccer ball. In the words of super motivating RD, Lenny, your DM should run behind and give you gentle kick in the rear after you've lost momentum. Once you get kicked enough you will either move the business forward or they will purchase another "soccer ball". Prepare to become a sweat shop employee.

Tell them you love a performance based culture. This means that you are motivated by greed. You want money, money, and more money! It also means you are motivated by keeping a job. You will always be in fear of losing your job here. One the physician level NRx numbers slow down you are toast. Yes, unreliable, small sample size, highly volatile individual doctor numbers.

Tell them that managed care is not a barrier and you can sell through anything. Tell them their soon to be useless "pay no more that $24 or $50 credit cards" are brilliant and you can't understand how anyone could not grow their business with these great tools.

Tell them you did not fit in big pharma because they are a bunce of idiots who only work in pods.

This should help you get your foot in the door.

glad to hear your fat, lazy ass was fired. Now go have a good cry
 






I have to laugh at those former Pg reps who couldn't cut it at WC. Oxerpaid, no work ethic, complained to much and then running away to unemployment. Pg we hardly knew you and I am glad you're gone. Now go bitch somewhere else. You will have plenty of time.
 






I have to laugh at those former Pg reps who couldn't cut it at WC. Oxerpaid, no work ethic, complained to much and then running away to unemployment. Pg we hardly knew you and I am glad you're gone. Now go bitch somewhere else. You will have plenty of time.

Sorry not a P&Ger here but the truth really does hurt. It didn't take them long to figure out what this shit hole is all about. They must be smarter than you think because they have higher shares on every brand than we've ever had.
 






glad to hear your fat, lazy ass was fired. Now go have a good cry

Sorry I wouldn't give the unethical a**holes at WC a chance or reason to fire me. I'm taking my severance as the gift that it is. I'm not fat, lazy, or a whiner. Just a realist. Can't wait to see the stock at $5 in a year when the street realizes WC management bit off more than they could chew and pushed out all of the real talent. The integration has been an unqualified disaster and a low tax rate can't hide it forever. Selling WCRx short starting after the next quarter results are released! You should join me...your measly option will be worth nothing while my P&G profit sharing is hovering at about $2.5 million with a big run on the horizon. Best of luck you stupid morons!
 






Sorry I wouldn't give the unethical a**holes at WC a chance or reason to fire me. I'm taking my severance as the gift that it is. I'm not fat, lazy, or a whiner. Just a realist. Can't wait to see the stock at $5 in a year when the street realizes WC management bit off more than they could chew and pushed out all of the real talent. The integration has been an unqualified disaster and a low tax rate can't hide it forever. Selling WCRx short starting after the next quarter results are released! You should join me...your measly option will be worth nothing while my P&G profit sharing is hovering at about $2.5 million with a big run on the horizon. Best of luck you stupid morons!

Bye-Bye! You just knew you were exposed as someone who couldn't sell outside a pod. A pampered phony. By the way, don't be to giddy about your 2.5 million. Big daddy gov't is here and redistribution is the game. Higher taxes are going to eat it up. Healthcare for all.
Don't get to comfortable with that PG healthplan for retirees. Going, going gone. You will be in line with the rest of the dummies. So since your 2.5 mill will be passed around soon, I will stick my hand out for a chunk. Thanks for all years of service. I will use some of your money and go gambling.
 












Get hired? All you have to have is a highschool degree and less than 2 DUI's. hahah place is the laugh of pharma. nobody takes us seriously. I've been here a year and there's more turnover than ever. they have a philosophy: hire young, no pharma experience and get them cheap. then churn and burn. THis place is a stepping stone at best, and even now it's becoming a black-eye on the resume. if you don't know this you didn't do your research. im out within the next 4 months- thanks for the free dinners! hahahaha
 


















This really works! I just got hired. Thanks to the original poster! Awesome. 62k starting salary and I'm going to knock down another 75k in bonus when I wipe the floor with the WC pansies! This has nothing on copier sales. Get ready to be smoked.
 






it isnt going to get any better when some of the Sanofi-Aventis deadbeats join the clan. talk about stepping up your game?!?!?

Yeah most of the Sanofi folks actually know how to sell but most if not all are not interested in selling for a pharma company based on boiler room and cheap used car sales tactics
 






























This is how I got hired:

I have to share this cause this is just plain unbelievable.

It was shortly after our luncheon and we had a long drive ahead of us to our next office. about halfway into the drive he asked me if there was a gas station or restaurant we could pull into. We were driving through a very rural area so we had a difficult time finding something after stopping at a few small stores that were not even open. Eventually we got to a small restaurant and he ran in and spent at least 20 minutes inside. When he returned he said that he had checked his voice mail and that he had to go on an important conference call and that we were going to have to end the day early.

So, I wasn't one to complain about going home, but on the way back the car really began to smell horrible. It was very difficult to pretend that I couldnt smell it, and he became really uncomfortable and we were both silent for most of the drive back. It was a very quick goodbye as well, with no recap on the day. I am very weirded out by this. I guess I should just pretend it never happened and hope it never happens again? But boy oh boy did my car wreak.
 






First act like an intense type A crazy personality. That means a used car salesperson or door to door vacuum salesman who barges into your living room and won't take no for an answer. Tell them you do not follow rules and will always push the limits. This will get their attention.

Then tell them that you are willing and able to be away from home 3 nights every week to do "med eds". These are really thinly veiled bribes to get doctors, their wives, and any staff members who will tag along, out of the office for an expensive dinner. Follow up this dinner by using your budget to buy gift cards and thank them for their help. Don't worry about getting busted. No one checks on expenses as long as the numbers are good.

Make sure they know that after you put the hard sell on docs, you are willing to stick IMS data in their faces and demand to know why the f*ck they are lying to you about their prescribing habits in the words of motivating RD, MM. This is what they call the "business discussion" at WC. Better known as unethical at most companies and a violation of their contracts with IMS. Act like you already do this.

Prepare to get kicked around by your DM like a soccer ball. Yes a soccer ball. In the words of super motivating RD, Lenny, your DM should run behind and give you gentle kick in the rear after you've lost momentum. Once you get kicked enough you will either move the business forward or they will purchase another "soccer ball". Prepare to become a sweat shop employee.

Tell them you love a performance based culture. This means that you are motivated by greed. You want money, money, and more money! It also means you are motivated by keeping a job. You will always be in fear of losing your job here. One the physician level NRx numbers slow down you are toast. Yes, unreliable, small sample size, highly volatile individual doctor numbers.

Tell them that managed care is not a barrier and you can sell through anything. Tell them their soon to be useless "pay no more that $24 or $50 credit cards" are brilliant and you can't understand how anyone could not grow their business with these great tools.

Tell them you did not fit in big pharma because they are a bunce of idiots who only work in pods.

This should help you get your foot in the door.

So true.