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Goodbye to......

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- Goodbye to scowls from $7.00 an hour receptionists who wear stretch khaki's big enough to fit any nose tackle in the AFC East
- Goodbye to DM ride alongs that get cut short at 2:00 PM, as you have to take your DM back to her car so he can make an unexpected conference call
- Goodbye to the resulting Field coaching report that lambasts you for only seeing 3 doctors that day (I swear it was 4, that was the call you told me to make myself while you made an important phone call)
- Goodbye to getting your goals long after the quarter has begun
- Goodbye to your mgr telling you your field day went well just to find out all the areas that need improvement a few days later
- Goodbye to feeling like a 140 pound weight holding the wall up while you wait for a signature
- Goodbye to waiting for signatures!
- Goodbye to forking over $1500 to catering managers in restaurants in guaranteed
attendance, while apologizing to the speaker from an elite hospital system up east that only a girl from the lab and two 350lb receptionsts came to your dinner program
- Goodbye to the days that docs could bring their spouses and actually came to dinner programs, which could also include modest forms of entertainment like every other sales industry can do without being attacked by politicians
- Goodbye to steely-eyed glares from destitute patients in the waiting rooms and barely muted comments about "pill pushers". Taking shit from some 35 year old guy with a felony record who's sitting next to his mom that he still lives with really sets off your day.
- Goodbye to seeing the exact same two people shopping in the K Mart while you're making a pharmacy call so you can pull thru your instant savings card
- Goodbye to pretending like your fascinated by the story from your 'know it all but only states the obvious pod mate' by shaking your head up and down while they talk
 
























Goodbye to pretending I like my mgr and half my district.......creepy

Goodbye to having that camera follow you around at meetings....creepy

Goodbye to my mgr following me around all day.....creepy

Goodbye to cole's weird voice.......creepy
 








Goodbye to the-

Weekly report
Sales targeter
High frequency tracking report
Managed care report
Goal report
MIC report
Business planning tool
Expense reports
Business plans
Field coaching logs/action items
Self evaluations
Itineraries
Cresset rankings
Emails written for the sole purpose of getting at least a 3
 
























Goodbye to webcasts immediately after layoffs telling you what a great thing it was for Takeda and how lucky we are to be here. Your words have no meaning anymore, any and all trust is gone
 












- charging my stupid laptop in my car because my phone is more important

- all the boxes of brochures in my garage

- samples in my home

- to having to be responsible for stupid samples

- all my pod mates, we were actually friends!

- EDARBI - (happy dance)
 




Goodbye to pretending I like my mgr and half my district.......creepy

Goodbye to having that camera follow you around at meetings....creepy

Goodbye to my mgr following me around all day.....creepy

Goodbye to cole's weird voice.......creepy

so funny but true!

so long to wondering how the hell a particular rep got hired or DM/upper mngmt got their jobs
 




-faking signatures on lunch sign ins just to make $25 per person
-role plays
-E-SIGNATURE
-Trx
-sales results determined by formulary not effort
-seeing people win Cresset due to favorable formulary not sales ability
-12 year tenured Territory managers making $110k salary who state " I don't really need this job I just do it to stay sharp" because they have a rich husband at home.