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GOD IS THE ANSWER

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I can read all of the insults to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and while it offends me....I rest assured knowing the battle has already been fought and Jesus won. Victory is His, always has been, always will be. Game over! Not a single reason to get upset by your ignorance....just another reason to pray for you.
 




Anonymous said:
I can read all of the insults to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and while it offends me....I rest assured knowing the battle has already been fought and Jesus won. Victory is His, always has been, always will be. Game over! Not a single reason to get upset by your ignorance....just another reason to pray for you.
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Heard the tooth fairy, a unicorn, santa and god will be at your home tonight. Tell me about the party.
 




Anonymous said:
When will you idiots learn not to mix religion with work! Oil and water.... Everyone has their own Beliefs...if you walk by faith GREAT! If you walk by Luck Wonderful. This message board right now is for information gathering not for wanna be evangelist and Atheist to share their beliefs....GEEZ!!! Can we just find out already !!!
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A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
 




Anonymous said:
A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
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LOVE IT!!!!!!
 




A prior posted noted that only God and Jesus are mentioned - implying that the Christian god(s) are being desacrated.

Truly apologize for our omission, as we failed to mention the following facts:

1. The Prophet Mohamed is currently running our ROW Division in Pharma - and achieving spectacular returns.

2. Likewise, we have a whole troop of Hindi Gods building our facilities in India....where we have been diligently outsourcing a number of jobs....in areas as Safety and Regulatory. Wonderful... Jesus fires into hell all these Chrisitians, and they re-incarnate as Hindi in Hyderabad.

3. And While China is being run by a number of atheist communists, we do have Buddha in the background to ensure steady growth.

So...see....here at Novartis, we are truly a diverse company, with ALL the Gods looking after YOU.....our loyal employees.

now...go DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS !!!!
 








Anonymous said:
I can read all of the insults to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and while it offends me....I rest assured knowing the battle has already been fought and Jesus won. Victory is His, always has been, always will be. Game over! Not a single reason to get upset by your ignorance....just another reason to pray for you.
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God will only keep the intelligent employed. I am the intelligent one. You are not so you will be laid off. Book of NVS 4:12
 




News Flash!!! God has NOTHING to do with Novartis and its immoral actions. novartis could care less about you . You are employee # ______. That's it. They don't care if you are Pres Cub, Master's Club, Cornerstone, ISE....it doesn't mean a thing. It's a formula with different parameters plugged in. They will train, move and change you. You are just a number, not a person or human. Don't forget, this is the Swiss. There is nothing caring about them.
 




God is a powerful omnipotent being and Tim Tebow has a direct line to the Almighty.

Tom Brady has Bill Belichick, Gisele Bundchen, Rob Gronkowski and Wes Welker.

New England - 41
Jesus -------- 20
 




Anonymous said:
I can read all of the insults to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and while it offends me....I rest assured knowing the battle has already been fought and Jesus won. Victory is His, always has been, always will be. Game over! Not a single reason to get upset by your ignorance....just another reason to pray for you.
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Faith=ignorance, sometimes belligerently so. Learning, scientific method, etc. = knowledge. Ethics-can occur with or without religious faith.
 
















It is regrettable that people slander and marginalize God on forums like this but what is truly amazing is the percentage of these people who will seek God and call out His name in their final moments on this earth.
 




Here is the simple answer as to why you wonderful people are being fired!

Judges Tell Glaxo Sales Reps: You're Just Glorified Coffee Baristas

Two federal appeals courts have reached diametrically opposite opinions on the issue of whether pharmaceutical sales reps are entitled to overtime pay when they work more than 40 hours a week, setting the stage for a potential intervention by the U.S. Supreme Court. The more recent ruling also concluded that drug reps at GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) might as well be schlepping coffee for a living. The Supremes tend to take cases in which there are major conflicts between different appeals courts. That is no guarantee of a high court hearing, however. In neither case are any great constitutional principles at stake — the Nine also like cases in which the principles that define our nation are at issue. If the Supreme Court left the two cases — the other one involves Novartis (NVS) — alone it would mean that a drug sales rep’s overtime pay would depend entirely on which area of the country they lived in, or which company they worked for.

In the most recent case, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals (covering Western states) said that drug sales reps at GSK are not entitled to overtime because they are legally defined as “salesmen.” Under federal labor law, salespersons and other managers get salaries instead of overtime the way hourly workers do.

The Ninth Circuit panel apparently lives in a different universe to the Second Circuit court (New York, Connecticut and Vermont), which held last year that reps at Novartis were not “salesmen” because they don’t actually sell drugs and their work lives are so heavily scripted they might as well be “robots.” Both rulings use sensible logic to reach their conclusions and neither seems unreasonable. The GSK ruling, however, contained some gossip about who earns what at GSK:
n 2004, [Michael S.] Christopher received $72,576 gross pay, of which $29,993 was incentive compensation (41% of gross); in 2005, he received $67,243, of which $21,231 was incentive (32% of gross); and in 2006, he received $77,552, of which $28,249 was incentive (37% of gross).

In 2004, [Frank] Buchanan received $70,740 gross pay, of which $19,232 was incentive compensation (27% of gross); in 2005, he received $74,358, of which $27,743 was incentive (32% of gross); in 2006, he received $84,932, of which $32,519 was incentive (38% of gross); and in 2007, he received $75,776, of which $19,957 was incentive (26% of gross).

For reps, the scary thing about the GSK case is that the judges seemed to indicate that sales reps ought to be consigned to the dustbin of history. The judges noted that fewer and fewer sales reps in any profession actually collect payments on the sales they make. More often, once a customer agrees to buy something the sale is transacted over the phone or on the web. Just because drug reps aren’t literally selling drugs (the sale occurs at the pharmacy) doesn’t mean they’re not salespersons, the court said. The judges based their ruling on the Jewel Tea case of 1941, which involved door-to-door salesmen selling tea and coffee on commission. The ruling says GSK reps are virtually identical to the Jewel Tea sellers who drove delivery trucks around neighborhoods in the late 1930s, and thus exempt from the overtime requirement:

Telephones, television, shopping malls, the Internet and general societal progress have largely relegated the professional pitchman embodied in Jewel Tea to the history books. But selling continues, and, as in prior eras, a salesperson learns the nuances of a product and those of his or her potential clientele, tailors a scripted message based on intuition about the customer, asks for the customer to consider her need for the product, and then receives a commission when the customer’s positive impression ultimately results in a purchase.

For the past seventy-plus years, selling in the pharmaceutical industry has followed this process.

Ouch! The ruling will hit with a particular sting at GSK because its new bonus scheme for reps includes the unintended incentive for reps to turn themselves into Starbucks delivery girls and boys.

Pharma reps are a fucking joke!

Most medical device companies actually post in their job ads "No Pharma Reps Need Apply"!

There is a reason for this mainly because most of you are just degenerate shitheads who would say or do anything for a dollar with no science backgrounds!

Go and enjoy the ranks of the freezing unemployed on Wall Street!!!!

Even if you get another "gig" it won't last for long!!!!
 








NEWS FLASH - NEWS FLASH

AP News - Basel, CH : Vasella reassigns Jesus, Mohammed to head Pharma Division.

In a surprising move, Dr Vasella has reassign Jesus to Israel Country Head. Jesus is being replace by Mohammed, who started his career in Novartis with the initial merger, and has risen thru the ranks, lastly heading Rest-of-World Pharma Operations. It is expected that Mohammed will continue further merciless head-count reductions. Recent events - failed Tekturna/Rasillez clinical mega-trials, Excedrin recall, FDA Warning Letters - heavily factored into the decision. Jesus offered no comments, although, the Disciple John, a close associate, indicated that Vasella had unjustly cruxified Jesus for the second time. Financial Analysts are split as to the move will have a negative impact on Novartis' stock valuations.
 








Anonymous said:
My friend-yes I do believe He cares that much about you and me. I do happen to drive a fusion by the way. It's called faith-and I firmly believe that He directs my path daily. I believe He allowed this job in my life and it's been a great blessing for my family. So I believe that if He chooses to close the door in my life and journey with Novartis-I am at peace with that. I pray you find that peace too. It's wonderful. God Bless you/your family and it's going to be ok~
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It's also called superstition. This might be explained in earlier societies when there was a dearth of logical and scientific explanation for natural phenomena. Today however it represents nothing more than intentional ignorance.

In any case, my invisible man in the sky is better than your invisible man so I will mock you!
 




There is no such thing as God! Think about it you idiots. 3 thousand years BC, Novartis ancestors were sitting in caves eating bananas. The next day they were building pyrimids. WTF! We have been visited before.
 




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