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Fond farewell to “retiring SA Directors”



















Look around at all the narcissists incompetent climbers who suck big time. Grow up it’s contact lenses. None of us can do a Damon thing out in real world. We are useless bolts sitting around thinking you are important is lauhhsble
 












Brad McClown. He’s still here. That little man has failed from job to job entire career. Instead of firing him, they keep promoting him. He was a shitty rep. A terrible manager. A non-resistant regional - off getting his peace of paper mba from some lame overpriced school alcon funded. Entire team looking for job. those taking ‘em on his team threatening to quit unless he promotes them. Team has turned over 3x in 1.5 years. talented ones all left and actively looking to leave. Clark Griswald and HR keep brushing major concerns under the rug. And they fire the whistleblowers.
 






His team absolutely hates him. Presented repeated discrimination issues, compliance issues, and hostility issues to HR, and AA just passes it over. I have never seen such brief BPO investigations done and not by an outside team but by internal HR associates that are friends with him. Now hires 5 people with no experience to replace highly experienced people he "retired." There should be a lawsuit filed, but HR for some reason shields him with high payoffs.
 






Alcon way. Get ride of the old sick loyal ones who built the company fuck him spear ‘em. Kick ‘em in the ass and push em
Out the door. Get cancer.ram
Em hard . They really try to fuck you and your family. MFs. Sociopaths with a title. They actually pretend and believe they are competent and solid people.
 












McClown. Alcon signs his Canadian work visa. I worked with him when he was a rep. His doctors hated him back then, just as much as his team hates him now. . He has zero social skills. Zero self awareness. Zero sales ability. . But maybe he’s the smart one, cause he’s got the photos that clark grizzly don’t want anyone 2 c. Can’t wait til I hey get out of here. Many of us are looking. But company has such a bad rep. This place is a joke. Just ask the Pharma company that bought Alcon then kicked us to the streets.
 












You are all making me cry. Tsk tsk. You don’t know how corporate games are played. Palace intrigue. Sounds like a lot of jealously for people who ain’t so good kissing ass and going up on the elevator while kicking vulnerable to curb. Who wants to get on an elevator that smells like a heavy fart on a hot day
 


















brad McClown! lol. Ain’t that the truth. Guy has been epic failure for entire career. 1000% proven AA covers up complaints with hush money and those that squeak are “retired.” Rumor has it McClown runs on the same operating software as marlo.
 






























I work here. 100000% McClown has zero respect from anyone except the morons above him who are dumber than he is which is why they work here. Head thinks everyone should kiss his ass. The kind of person who tells people attended Ivy League but really just took an online weekend class. Probably failed 2. Many of us are totally looking for other jobs. but having this place on your resume doesn’t exactly scream talent. Let’s be real, bitches.