Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Shot seventy nine.
Tonight, its Capital Grille.
Martini's right now !!!!!

Ahhh, love the Filet.
Also, Caymus cabernet.
My life is so Great !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

^ A douchebag says what?
He says "Look at ME" drivel
Sorry, we hate 'bags.

 

[Anonymous]

^ A douchebag says what?
He says "Look at ME" drivel
Sorry, we hate 'bags.

Your material
Is very mindless and lame.
Now, I'll hit the gym.

 

[Anonymous]

Be honest, douchebag.
Since ads say it attracts chicks,
You use Axe 'bod' spray.

 

[Anonymous]

Your material
Is very mindless and lame.
Now, I'll hit the gym.

Awesome pec workout.
Then I did some delts and abs.
After, hit the steam.

 

[Anonymous]

Be honest, douchebag.
Since ads say it attracts chicks,
You use Axe 'bod' spray.

Don't need the axe, bro.
I am a true babe magnet.
They all buy me gifts.

 

[Anonymous]

^ A douchebag says what?
He says "Look at ME" drivel
Sorry, we hate 'bags.

So creative, NOT !!!
This is the best you could do ???
A dummy you are !!!

 

[Anonymous]

So creative, NOT !!!
This is the best you could do ???
A dummy you are !!!

Don't be stupid, Dolt!
You write like a third grader.
Mine's true poetry.

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be stupid, Dolt!
You write like a third grader.
Mine's true poetry.

Got mouse up your butt?
What is this "we" business?
Poet like Herman!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be stupid, Dolt!
You write like a third grader.
Mine's true poetry.

Just banged a hot MILF.
Dummy, it was your Mommy.
Said your Dad is limp !!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Just banged a hot MILF.
Dummy, it was your Mommy.
Said your Dad is limp !!!!!!!!

You embarrass her.
Peed your pants until high school.
Thirty and live home !!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be stupid, Dolt!
You write like a third grader.
Mine's true poetry.

Why am I so good?
I own you and your Mommy.
Golf Friday at Noon !!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

you all wait
in line
to polish my knob
keep buffing my helmut
feel it throb
now swallow
The King has spoken

 

[Anonymous]

you all wait
in line
to polish my knob
keep buffing my helmut
feel it throb
now swallow
The King has spoken

WTF is this?
Haikus lost on CC Dolt
Get my fries, Dammit!

 

[Anonymous]

you all wait
in line
to polish my knob
keep buffing my helmut
feel it throb
now swallow
The King has spoken

Got helmUt for brain?
Try helmet and get it right.
You're King Anus Breath.

 

[Anonymous]

He's thinkin' Hell's Mutt.
That is his station in life.
What should Losers do?

 

[Anonymous]

Have not worked since May.
The checks keep coming in, though.
Thanks Watson suckers !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Wassamatter Trolls?
Paul canned you and drove stock high?
You're quiet. All's good.

 

[Anonymous]

Wassamatter Trolls?
Paul canned you and drove stock high?
You're quiet. All's good.

Been here six months now.
What makes you a Trollmaster?
Who you callin' "Troll?"

 

[Anonymous]

Been here six months now.
What makes you a Trollmaster?
Who you callin' "Troll?"

You are just a babe.
You don't know sales or posts here.
Try not to get canned.