Crab cake

I did not get my crab cake under my Christmas tree.

Why, oh why, have I not gotten my crab cake? I try so hard to please everyone, but I am still crab cakeless.

This is such a sad, sad Christmas for me.
 
















































I did not get my crab cake under my Christmas tree.

Why, oh why, have I not gotten my crab cake? I try so hard to please everyone, but I am still crab cakeless.

This is such a sad, sad Christmas for me.


The reason you did not receive your crab cake under the tree is because you are waiting on the wrong holiday to provide it. You must go back and retroactively celebrate Festivus. Once you have demonstrated success in the feats of strength activities and stand in victory holding the Festivus staff, you will be rewarded with your crab cake.