I like to fake sigs 4 days a week. I actually work one day. That way I have enough accounts that know me for field rides. Any of you tools that do more are wasting precious time better spent on internet porn.
Caught!!!
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In all seriousness, I have faked at least 5 signatures a week for the last 3 years and have never been caught. That's what happens when you have 6 people calling on the same doctor and have an 80 percent sampling policy.
Do about the same as above. 75% signature a stupid requirement and it gives me a little control. Management is completely dishonest, so no guilt here. Continue with these policies, I will continue to get around them: Resourcefullness bitches.
this was written by some one whose mommy made them have time outs in the corner every day....someone needs to grow up..trophy for all, it takes a village, there are no losers....pathetic
You wonder why we treat you Reps. like children. Just do your job like we tell you, we make the rules. BTW- You WILL get caught forging signatures. See what time I get up in the morning just to keep an eye on you. You are all very replaceable.
shit, i fake calls all day long, call the drs office from the house to make sure they are in first and then enter the call--I have my notebook of all the docs signatures in my office that can be easily traced on a daily basis, never for samples, just a call----big deal, the pharma gig is a joke, but i will continue to collect my paycheck--the number of calls we are required to make a day is unrealistic, I can barely see that many drs in a month
Turn them in! You will shine in your DM's eyes! Cut their fucking throat!
I had a partner who faked sigs for a week while on vacation in Vegas. The DMs are Fn stupid and they dress funny
Your grammar is poor enough to be a DM, that much is certain.
Ok. I will just take you into a few of my offices that will be placing calls to compliance later in the day regarding you. We will see who can be replaced. Ha ha.
Still waiting to be caught its been over 7 years 
Hoping I finally do so you put me out of this mindless robotic work
Hoping I finally do so you put me out of this mindless robotic work
Most of u reps are lazy and worthless. That's why u were never able to be promoted. U are all replaceable.
The reason we stay reps is because we can get away with more, go home early, and use our Amex to pay for really nice catered parties over the holidays!! Merry Christmas and happy new year!! I know my families will be.
I faked sigs for 5 years. I worked 4 hours a day, twice a week and that was it. Numbers were always good. Got me promoted twice. I just dumped all the extra samples in a couple of free clinics that were glad to have them. This job is a meaningless joke so I treat it as such.
I love that so many of you brag about faking signatures and not working. It's great that you're getting away with it and pleased to be doing so. I personally just don't get it. Why not just work? Isn't that what you're getting paid to do? What do you do all day anyway? I'd get so freaking bored.
You obviously need some hobbies or a get life. 90% of us hate this horrible company and screw it over every chance we get. It is just the natural thing to do when you get treated like shit. That is why the company is so paranoid? They have to watch us real close, cause everyone is trying to get payback.
Taking the bitch to the back seat of the company car is still the best answer as long as she looks