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Atlanta Meeting

You think people "hide in the corner and avoid doing any role plays" is a sign of incompetence?
Did it ever occur to you that, since they do the exact thing 30X a week in front of real customers, this is a complete waste of everybody's time?
Did it ever occur to you that presenting in front of some random marketing jerkoff doesn't actually accomplish anything?
I hope kissing some R.D.'s ass, that you probably don't even report to, was worth the extra 30 spark points.
Moving forward, think twice before you insult the people who see the whole dog & pony show for what it is, an idiotic waste of time and money.

This industry has not evolved in 20 years except for the iPad. I could go back 15 years to a different company and a different drug and it's the same crap. Role plays have never brought any value to a meeting. Instead of treating us like adults and making this time valuable. We leave the meeting hating this company even more. Everyone on my team has quit and we do the minimum to keep our job. I blame Novartis for taking high performers and turning them into useless drones.
 












This industry has not evolved in 20 years except for the iPad. I could go back 15 years to a different company and a different drug and it's the same crap. Role plays have never brought any value to a meeting. Instead of treating us like adults and making this time valuable. We leave the meeting hating this company even more. Everyone on my team has quit and we do the minimum to keep our job. I blame Novartis for taking high performers and turning them into useless drones.
Bottom line the reps provide jobs for all these loser managers, trainers, marketing folks etc. they all feast on the reps as a means to justify their jobs. Role plays are prob the #1 crutch that they latch on to justify those useless jobs. Without the reps, none of the moronic fools have jobs.
 




This industry has not evolved in 20 years except for the iPad. I could go back 15 years to a different company and a different drug and it's the same crap. Role plays have never brought any value to a meeting. Instead of treating us like adults and making this time valuable. We leave the meeting hating this company even more. Everyone on my team has quit and we do the minimum to keep our job. I blame Novartis for taking high performers and turning them into useless drones.
At least we would be in a nice hotel with nice food and a decent welcome gift.
 




Bottom line the reps provide jobs for all these loser managers, trainers, marketing folks etc. they all feast on the reps as a means to justify their jobs. Role plays are prob the #1 crutch that they latch on to justify those useless jobs. Without the reps, none of the moronic fools have jobs.
Rep jobs get knocked all the time but damn at least we keep the lights on. more than all those other pharma parasites can say.
 








Rep jobs get knocked all the time but damn at least we keep the lights on. more than all those other pharma parasites can say.
Marketing can go back to their cubicles in New Jersey and work on brilliant campaigns like "reducing LDL is good for you" and "fewer shots means better adherence".
Thanks guys!
Be sure to resurface for more role plays in Las Vegas.
 








Marketing can go back to their cubicles in New Jersey and work on brilliant campaigns like "reducing LDL is good for you" and "fewer shots means better adherence".
Thanks guys!
Be sure to resurface for more role plays in Las Vegas.
Do they think fake role plays do anything. They do it because they know we hate it. God forbid we leave a meeting energized.
 
















Back by unpopular demand…. you’ve worn this old lame song act out on hundreds of threads by now. It ain’t funny and time for a new act loser.
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Beck 1994
 




















we will have the moron rep role play until their smell shoes are set free
The organization's greatest shortcoming is their failure to recognize brilliance like this.
Whoever posted this extraordinary insight should be promoted to Leqvio marketing director, effective immediately.
Or, perhaps, let them take a shot at reviving the free trial offer initiative.
It is only insecurity and fear in New Jersey that holds visionaries like this back.