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anonymous said:
Yea absolutely my man, no way after paying $13 billion dollars they can afford to pay the sales force $25 million dollars...oh wait....

I guess that’s kind of like.. less than pennies on the dollar for the sales force...a fraction of a penny you could say. So in context the sales force will cost less than that penny you won’t even bother bending over to pick up.

With that being said no way Amgen is keeping Celgene’s sales force, these reps are a joke. Talk to any p club winner.. it’s almost comical hearing them talk about their business.
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The reason otezla is as successful as it is, is because of the reps. Maybe you will be able to learn from a superior sales force and dust off the cobwebs from your crusty enbrel days. Oh wait.... you probably don’t even work anymore.
 






anonymous said:
Or it could be a fine time to trim the copious fat from your bloated sleepwalking enbrel sales farce. I'm sure that p-club winners everywhere find you comical
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Actually I’m a p-club winner from celgene.. I’ve spent painful days having to interact with the like. I came to the conclusion that I was the only one that actually had to work to make it there
 






anonymous said:
Actually I’m a p-club winner from celgene.. I’ve spent painful days having to interact with the like. I came to the conclusion that I was the only one that actually had to work to make it there
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Fair enough, I stand corrected. Your post had all the hallmarks of an Amgen rep trolling this board. Celgene Derm hiring choices DO seem to have a "type"
 






anonymous said:
Fair enough, I stand corrected. Your post had all the hallmarks of an Amgen rep trolling this board. Celgene Derm hiring choices DO seem to have a "type"
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you bet they do, that of a winner

ability to sell a water pill to the tune of about 2 billion a year

count your blessings cubicle nerd

when this is over, you will be in a new prison - cell block BMY - your dude's will still be meat head, hairy and ugly and you will still live in a shit hole while Ill be enjoying the sun, the surf and when I want, an afternoon run to to Palm Springs for a spa visit. guess what, you are paying for it.
 






anonymous said:
you bet they do, that of a winner

ability to sell a water pill to the tune of about 2 billion a year

count your blessings cubicle nerd

when this is over, you will be in a new prison - cell block BMY - your dude's will still be meat head, hairy and ugly and you will still live in a shit hole while Ill be enjoying the sun, the surf and when I want, an afternoon run to to Palm Springs for a spa visit. guess what, you are paying for it.
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Can the government ban lunches already so home office people don't have to deal with glorified caterers earning six figures? Embarrassment to the industry.
 






anonymous said:
Can the government ban lunches already so home office people don't have to deal with glorified caterers earning six figures? Embarrassment to the industry.
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listen little fella - you should be thankful for my lunches. Regardless, when this is over I want you to look around and realize:

your commute through beautiful Joisey traffic just got extended by an hour
you go to work when it's dark and you return home to your rent controlled apartment when it's dark
you live in the highest taxed state
you live most of your life in traffic or surrounded by area's in which you will get murdered if you stray
your women are hideous. they only shave their legs and arm pits twice a year.
your air stinks and is full of toxins
you don't live in NYC, but you do live close enough to Newark to visit once in a while
your team, whether the Giants or the Eagles, sucks - no Super Bowl for you
you wear a coat 9 months out of the year
BMY is a soul sucker

meanwhile, I enjoy one of the best climates in the world
our women are gorgeous and like to have fun
when I go to the home office now, to visit cubicle rats like you, I fly to LA, not Newark
my benefits package makes yours look shameful
I am 3% body fat
go have another cheese steak sammich, meat head
 






anonymous said:
listen little fella - you should be thankful for my lunches. Regardless, when this is over I want you to look around and realize:

your commute through beautiful Joisey traffic just got extended by an hour
you go to work when it's dark and you return home to your rent controlled apartment when it's dark
you live in the highest taxed state
you live most of your life in traffic or surrounded by area's in which you will get murdered if you stray
your women are hideous. they only shave their legs and arm pits twice a year.
your air stinks and is full of toxins
you don't live in NYC, but you do live close enough to Newark to visit once in a while
your team, whether the Giants or the Eagles, sucks - no Super Bowl for you
you wear a coat 9 months out of the year
BMY is a soul sucker

meanwhile, I enjoy one of the best climates in the world
our women are gorgeous and like to have fun
when I go to the home office now, to visit cubicle rats like you, I fly to LA, not Newark
my benefits package makes yours look shameful
I am 3% body fat
go have another cheese steak sammich, meat head
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So glad you will be with Amgen and not us! You are a very angry person and a good example of someone with low self esteem!
 






Be it NYC, Philly, or Boston, the Northeast isn't for me. LA HQ is only a minor plus when Amgen completely tosses out our Celgene culture(esp Derm). Naive to think that undesirable change isn't around the corner
 






Amgen definitely has some piggly wigglies running around. I’m sure if I get an Amgen manager he’s going to cream himself and I’ll have a nice lawsuit within the month
 






anonymous said:
listen little fella - you should be thankful for my lunches. Regardless, when this is over I want you to look around and realize:

your commute through beautiful Joisey traffic just got extended by an hour
you go to work when it's dark and you return home to your rent controlled apartment when it's dark
you live in the highest taxed state
you live most of your life in traffic or surrounded by area's in which you will get murdered if you stray
your women are hideous. they only shave their legs and arm pits twice a year.
your air stinks and is full of toxins
you don't live in NYC, but you do live close enough to Newark to visit once in a while
your team, whether the Giants or the Eagles, sucks - no Super Bowl for you
you wear a coat 9 months out of the year
BMY is a soul sucker

meanwhile, I enjoy one of the best climates in the world
our women are gorgeous and like to have fun
when I go to the home office now, to visit cubicle rats like you, I fly to LA, not Newark
my benefits package makes yours look shameful
I am 3% body fat
go have another cheese steak sammich, meat head
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1. The Giants have 4 Super Bowls
2. The Eagles just won in 2018 against Brady
3. LA is the most annoying city with your 12 lanes of traffic
4. Jon Bon Jovi says jersey girls are the most beautiful
5. Sure LA chicks are hot if you like balloon tits and orange skin
6. We wear coats 4 months out of the year but also aren’t pussies when it comes to weather
7. Our “air might stink” but our water makes us have the best bagels and pizza while you eat cardboard.
8. California’s Murder rate is actually higher than New Jersey’s
9. You just called this person a meathead yet you then brag about your 3% body fat.

I actually died laughing reading your response.
Coulda been so much better had you not contradicted yourself multiple times.
I take it you’re a liberal too? Haha

Good luck bud.
 






anonymous said:
1. The Giants have 4 Super Bowls
2. The Eagles just won in 2018 against Brady
3. LA is the most annoying city with your 12 lanes of traffic
4. Jon Bon Jovi says jersey girls are the most beautiful
5. Sure LA chicks are hot if you like balloon tits and orange skin
6. We wear coats 4 months out of the year but also aren’t pussies when it comes to weather
7. Our “air might stink” but our water makes us have the best bagels and pizza while you eat cardboard.
8. California’s Murder rate is actually higher than New Jersey’s
9. You just called this person a meathead yet you then brag about your 3% body fat.

I actually died laughing reading your response.
Coulda been so much better had you not contradicted yourself multiple times.
I take it you’re a liberal too? Haha

Good luck bud.
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Hey Snooki, Situation, or just Meat Head -

I live in Marin County, not LA.
The 49ers have 5, the Raiders 2 and the Rams 3.
Sad you had to bring Filthadelphia into your mix. Angry, filthy place although I once enjoyed a Conshy Girl on the banks of the Schuylkill.
I've met Dorothea Hurley and I will say she is very pleasant. She makes Jon better. Love the music.
Plenty of plastic chicks all over, but we've also got an abundance of au naturel wonders everywhere. And they wear very little most of the year. I'd call it a Bonanza.
Yeah, your weather makes you tough. Or maybe it's simply dealing with your existence that does. Sucks.
Bagels? Pizza? Ok Pauly D.
Murders? Ok, but if you make it you still live in New Joisey, no?
Enjoy your hurricane, Meat Head.

ok, off to a nice an Al Fresco lunch. And for the record, I am a member of the Green Party.
 






what the hell are you guys even talking about. We’re all working for the same company. Get along or don’t, no one cares, we’re all looking out for our futures and some half way intelligent conversation, not annoying banter about who lives a better life. Get a grip.
 
























anonymous said:
listen little fella - you should be thankful for my lunches. Regardless, when this is over I want you to look around and realize:

your commute through beautiful Joisey traffic just got extended by an hour
you go to work when it's dark and you return home to your rent controlled apartment when it's dark
you live in the highest taxed state
you live most of your life in traffic or surrounded by area's in which you will get murdered if you stray
your women are hideous. they only shave their legs and arm pits twice a year.
your air stinks and is full of toxins
you don't live in NYC, but you do live close enough to Newark to visit once in a while
your team, whether the Giants or the Eagles, sucks - no Super Bowl for you
you wear a coat 9 months out of the year
BMY is a soul sucker

meanwhile, I enjoy one of the best climates in the world
our women are gorgeous and like to have fun
when I go to the home office now, to visit cubicle rats like you, I fly to LA, not Newark
my benefits package makes yours look shameful
I am 3% body fat
go have another cheese steak sammich, meat head
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Want to identify a fat lazy slob who goes to massage 'spas' for handies? Look for self-aggrandizing posts like this.
 






Anybody looked into opting for an early severance package? I spoke to an employment lawyer who said that the constant changing of dates as well as who the actual purchasing company is has put us in extended limbo and is just cause to request to be released. I haven’t found out if this is valid yet, cause of course the guys wants money to look into it much more.
 






anonymous said:
Anybody looked into opting for an early severance package? I spoke to an employment lawyer who said that the constant changing of dates as well as who the actual purchasing company is has put us in extended limbo and is just cause to request to be released. I haven’t found out if this is valid yet, cause of course the guys wants money to look into it much more.
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Alright, everyone chip in $20 to get a professional legal opinion
 












anonymous said:
Anybody looked into opting for an early severance package? I spoke to an employment lawyer who said that the constant changing of dates as well as who the actual purchasing company is has put us in extended limbo and is just cause to request to be released. I haven’t found out if this is valid yet, cause of course the guys wants money to look into it much more.
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Don't pay the crook. Uncertainty isn't cause for severance. Not liking the acquiring company isn't cause for severance. Imagine telling BMS legal those reasons. They will laugh at you.

Save the lawyer for arguing whether your role meaningfully changed. Even then they have little incentive to pay you out. You'll either quit because you're genuinely aggrieved or run out of money for litigation before they do.
 






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